Larry Ellison wants to put all America's data, including DNA, in one big Oracle system for AI to study
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I want to put all of Larry Ellison's body into a wood chipper.
I just want to point out this is not a threat of violence because OP said "his body" not him. This statement presumes he's already dead. How that were to happen, nobody knows.
And neither are these playing cards that no one should definitely order. I'm pretty sure he's in there somewhere.
:)
Hmmm nice looking cards. I might have to pick up a deck for cribbage.
Would be great to see the actual deck. I get what they are going for, but still.
I'll let you know once I receive mine, fate willing :)
Yep he'd definitely be expired due to excited delirium, and certainly not feet first.
Finally, an idea I think we can all agree on.
Did u ever see the movie Fargo?
Poor Steve Buscemi.
Your plan is much cheaper to implement too. It would be foolish not to.
Put all of Larry into a room with Luigi
With careful consideration and as much thought and tact as I have in me here is the response I encourage everyone give to this proposal:
Fuck. Off.
I'll sign that petition.
Hey, that’s great and all… So, who’s going to pay for those treatments? Universal healthcare when?
silly rabbit, healthcare is for wealthies! your DNA and medical history is farmed to cure your betters.
now sit down.
I’ll consider them my “betters” when they can prove to me that their money and power is good for something other than the kind of villainy reserved for children’s cartoons.
Now, this is an interesting statement. The first part could well be taken as satire. But, this… this stands apart, a command that pings my Poe’s Law detector. Is this more villain-coded roleplay? Or, is perhaps a prophylactic ESAD called for here, in the event that you truly believe what you’re saying?
Yes let's call it Yougenics Healthcare by United
And I would like to put Larry Ellison in a giant Vitamix blender and jam the frappe button in the ON position.
"Ooh, Ellison smoke. Don't breathe this!"
Lab coat dude over a smoking bowl of well-stirred billionaire: "Don't become this."
Seriously, people in the U.S. have to start using that 2nd amendment and start eliminating the threats to their country. Like this guy.
Ellison is a piece of shit. This is the same creep who said that putting AI surveillance everywhere will ensure that everyone will "behave." That probably doesn't apply to him on his private Hawaiian island, huh? He will not be missed, none of these soulless monsters will be.
Hell, even the police state won't want to use Oracle.
I feel like these technofascists read all the dystopian sci-fi books when they were younger and identified with the villains
At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.
Creep
This is not for AI to study. Ellison has been very clear on wanting to create a surveillance state. This is to oppress Americans
These are the types of people that James Bond used to hunt down.
How the fuck is this real life?
A post from the reddit thread on this that led me down a "dark" (double pun in this case) rabbit hole:
Larry Ellison is either independently coming up with, or stealing, an idea from an authoritarian freak named Curtis Yarvin. From an article about his ideology:
Yarvin is a thought leader who influences many of the most powerful people in the world (and also a couple elected politicians).
Larry Ellison basically floated the idea of an AI surveillance panopticon several months ago.
Larry Ellison should fuck his own plastic face.
I mean, the most offensive part of this is that he wants to use an Oracle system. Hey, jokes make the dystopia a little less boring right?🤣😂😢😭
Like in Minority Report, huh?
Eugenicist wants a big eugenics database, got it.
Too late, Elon is already sucking up our data.
Well. Since Elon's already got free reign over all our federal data...
Seriously, how are the legislators so blind to what is going on?
? 4th Amendment?
Guess all the oligarchs are getting envious of ol' FelonMusk and want to get in on the action...
Shit like this is why I'll never take one of those 23&me tests. I'd love to know all that stuff. But I don't want that data sold to assholes like this.
I have a similar saying for Elon…
Fuck off Larry
I'd like all of him to be put into a tar pit for future paleontologists to study.
Anonymous data right?
Right?
Go back to your island layer and fuck off.
Lair: as in secret base or den
Really old English word that follows no conventions
No
I was going to make a snarky quip like "guess he's never actually used oracle", but then realized he IS oracle.
Oracle is that way because he wants it that way
What could go wrong
Iteration X is a pipe-dream.
How about you go fuck a frozen steel plate.
Why is it always people who look like they're midway through a heart attack that want to do horrible things like this?
Nothing short of comical horseshit in the name of "line go up", to justify IP theft.
Cringe.
Bizarre how inept of CEO these few are when the only strategy they can come up with is throwing more money at the same models expecting different results.
Consider that Ellison has made comments in the past about how all of these camera will force people to behave. I believe he wants to create the surveillance mechanisms for the police state.
It's been done and as expected has very little return on utterly massive amounts of wasted money better spent on tangible valued outcomes