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Elgenzayreply
lemmy.ml

Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

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rumbareply
lemmy.zip

I'm married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

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We're well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I've got a lot of the same failures so we're in good company.

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i think it implies there's acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

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Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you'll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

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Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

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lemmy.world

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

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How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

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The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

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But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

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Don't believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

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I'm glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can't even imagine how difficult that must have been.

(How did people satisfy their sexual urges back then? Did they have to convince another person to pose naked every time they wanted to masturbate?)

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lemmy.world

Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can't miss what you don't know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

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