Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.
I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks... I've got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I'm in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.
Federal law prohibits taking stones from national lakeshores. And the US/Canada have a treaty about molesting the great lakes, altho I don't know the specifics.
But, Michigan says you can take up to 25lbs per year. So, who knows ¯\(ツ)/¯
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Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.
The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.
That's what my gym teacher says, at least
DIY was never so sexy!!
Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.
That's not fun at all.
Ancient dildo
Let me know if your mom wants it back
HEYO!
If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.
See a doctor
Now this is the content I come to the Internet for
Penis? No, it's a, a bicep...
Mildy pizza-cutter
That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D
If your penis was 2D, sure.
Mine is 2D.
2” D
Assuredly, no.
And you brought it home for a reason
Don't act so high and mighty
It's a penis rock.
What more reason is needed?
Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.
This is petrified dino dong.
A perfectly petrified possibly porous pecker pebble.
I desperately want that rock
I've got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you
Username doesn't check out.
Take out the e in mile and that's more realistic
I'll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao
We really never evolved past cavemen, did we?
I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks... I've got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I'm in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.
How does it taste?
I can't remember, I was stoned at the time.
Hey, a hockey st-COCK-...-ITS GOT BALLS-....corvid.jay.jpg
Not judging, but you'd think Lake Huron's penis would be... well, you know...
Wet?
Would.
Do it.
See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!
I'll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite
What’s a yooooblite?
Yooperlite. My bad. It's a UV fluorescent sedimentary rock.
Ass penis?
You're probably in violation of multiple laws and treaties right now.
What?
You've violated the Vienna Convention on Bodily Autonomy
Federal law prohibits taking stones from national lakeshores. And the US/Canada have a treaty about molesting the great lakes, altho I don't know the specifics.
But, Michigan says you can take up to 25lbs per year. So, who knows ¯\(ツ)/¯
Considering I live here, you would be very hard-pressed to find a DNR officer who would enforce anything but the 25 lb rule.
They all do
What all what?
I'm going to guess... They all (all rocks from lake Huron) do (look like penises)? I don't agree.
Good post