Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized

Thank you. I was a little scared at first but I think I ultimately was prepared to see the word "dick". Pretty scary stuff.

Counselors will be available in the lobby.

Disk? This guy's a frisbee enthusiast.

but your moms hand...

Almost every hand has wiped a dirty ass, but you don’t see me wearing a t-shirt about it.

"almost" is scarier in that sentence

Bro, basic hygiene is gay, didn't you know?

That's only if your finger breaks through the tp.

There are probably lesbians I’ve shaken hands with who have never touched a penis.

Puritans are worried about the dumbest things.

Didn't know how many people handle ducks these days... dirty business...

Shake ✋ on it

"So what ?"

for some reason elon musk holding a bassinet springs to mind