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State Senator Filmed Urinating On Himself During DUI Arrest

A state senator in Tennessee urinated on himself while taking a field sobriety test, according to reports and video from the incident. Sen. Ken Yager, a 77-year-old Republican representing a district in the north of his state, was pulled over by a Georgia State trooper around 5 p.m. on Tuesday on suspicion his vehicle was involved in a hit-and-run the same day.

State Senator Filmed Urinating On Himself During DUI Arresthttps://www.thedailybeast.com/state-senator-filmed-urinating-on-himself-during-dui-arrest/Open linkView original on lemmy.world
ramble81reply
lemm.ee

It’s literally in the synopsis for the post. How is that burying it?

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jacksilverreply
lemmy.world

Maybe it depends on the app/platform but I only see titles when scrolling, so it sounded like he just got pulled over. Thus, not drawing attention to the bigger issue, which is the hit and run.

Peeing on yourself is bad / somewhat comical, hit and run is fucked up.

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That's exactly it and it's not really a focus for the article either. I'm not blaming OP but the headline writers. They're usually the problem since most people don't read past the headline.

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sh.itjust.works

Breaking: Trump is considering Sen Ken Yager for a position in his cabinet.

You don't know if I'm joking or not...

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lemmy.world

Blackmailing him is going to be hard, the pee tape is already released.

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teftreply
lemmy.world

White House Chauffeur if we're going with the overall theme of the other appointees.

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In charge of NHTSA maybe? He's vaguely familiar with putting yellow lines on roads.

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hochreply
lemmy.world

The previous president provided this pee-pant politician a position in his party?

How plausibly possible.

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Jo Miranreply
lemmy.ml

With Trump it is all about that "alpha male" image. He would never associate with anyone that pissed their pants.

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Wow, guys, I'm just so surprised it turned out to be a Republican doing the depraved shit from the headline which failed to mention a party. I tell you, one of these days that heuristic will be wrong, just you wait.

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lemmy.world

Democrats do depraved shit every once in a while, but I feel like because it's so prevalent in Republicans, "Democratic" always seems to crop up in the headline when that happens. Definitely could be confirmation bias, though.

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Tolookahreply
discuss.tchncs.de

Every Republican senator is in a drug fueled orgy? Media sleeps.

One democratic city counselor ate flaming hot Cheetos? BIG NEWS!! SCANDAL!!!

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They do, but they face calls to resign within the fucking hour the news breaks. Republicans circle wagons.

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lemmy.world

“An unfortunate incident happened last night,” Yager said in a statement released to local media.

Yager was re-elected for another four-year term in November.

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Yeah, but he pisses on himself, a president has to shit himself and have a reputation for smelling like shit, fast food grease and makeup

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lemmy.world

Why did they pull him over? Didn't they run the tag?

Saw a video of a judge that got pulled over and he really gave the cop a tongue-lashing. After the cop ran the tag and verified he was a judge he apologized profusely. Figured it worked the same for senators.

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SulaymanFreply
lemmy.world

State senator pulled over in another state. The ID doesn’t say his job, so if they don’t recognize him out of jurisdiction…

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No sympathy for him, but it got me wondering if it's really fair to subject elderly people and others who have difficulty standing to the "walk the line" test.

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It's actually a defense I've heard before. Just like a stripper in 10in platform heels isn't going to do well on that test either

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It's they don't have the motor skills to walk, then they probably don't have the motor skills to drive.

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sopuli.xyz

As one with a weak bladder, I kinda sympathize...

When not with the person (as I have no clue who he is), but at least with this problem

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sh.itjust.works

If it was just peeing, maybe he was trying to get home to the loo.

But add in the drunk driving, lost my sympathy.

Wait, he'd done a hit-and-run crash!?

Jail time!

He can have a nice clean pair of orange pants.

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Yeah, I wasn't with him for the rest of the shit he did
But focusing on peeing himself, is maybe not the thing, we should focus on
That's pretty much all I wanted to say

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You reached the end