I love this one, of course it's a Christmas movie:
The entire reason they're at the setting is "Christmas party"
"Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun"
"Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear" (also, phrasing lol)
"It's Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles, so be of good cheer"
both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.
It's undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.
But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.
I think Lethal Weapon has more of a Christmas message than Die Hard - Mismatched couple work through their differences to overcome adversity and finally spend Christmas Day together. That's a Hallmark pitch if ever there was one.
If it's about a romance during wartime, it is both a romance and a war movie, just as Kelly's Heroes is a heist film, a war movie, and a comedy a rolled into one. If it's about German terrorists taking over a Christmas party and being thwarted with a lot of action by a cop, it's a Christmas movie, a cop movie, and an action movie.
And Top Gun is a romance movie, a gay romance movie. Who can forget "playing with the boys?" (Not passing judgement, if Mavrick got Goose's goose that's between them and Iceman!)
I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.
And this was my reply:
Gotta share this for the uninitiated.
Red flags - Tom Cardy
That was amazing thanks for sharing lol
I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.
Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.
Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.
Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.
Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party
Schindler's List 2: Checking it Twice
Bruh
Christmas on Elm Street
Lord of the 5 Golden Rings
Legend of the 7 Red-Nosed Vampires?
Citizen Sugarkane
Friday the 25th
xXxmas
The 40-years-old virgin Mary.
Terminator 2: Boxing Day
Mad Max-mas
Django Unwrapped
Snow Country for Old Men
North Star Wars
Dances with Reindeer
The Chrismas Before Christmas
Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey
2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift
Deadpool & Santa
Mariah Carey: Mall Cop
Considering Marvel's Santa is a mutant, this could work better than expected
12/25: A Sleigh Odyssey
I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it's already a Christmas movie.
An American Werewolf in Lapland
Full Tinsel Jacket
Any movie starring Rudolph Lundgren
Die Hearth?
Sleigh Hard, of course.
Die Hard
Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
I'll leave now.
I love this one, of course it's a Christmas movie:
The entire reason they're at the setting is "Christmas party"
"Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun"
"Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear" (also, phrasing lol)
"It's Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles, so be of good cheer"
both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.
It's undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.
But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.
I think Lethal Weapon has more of a Christmas message than Die Hard - Mismatched couple work through their differences to overcome adversity and finally spend Christmas Day together. That's a Hallmark pitch if ever there was one.
If it's about a romance during wartime, it is both a romance and a war movie, just as Kelly's Heroes is a heist film, a war movie, and a comedy a rolled into one. If it's about German terrorists taking over a Christmas party and being thwarted with a lot of action by a cop, it's a Christmas movie, a cop movie, and an action movie.
And Top Gun is a romance movie, a gay romance movie. Who can forget "playing with the boys?" (Not passing judgement, if Mavrick got Goose's goose that's between them and Iceman!)
2 Girls 1 Dreidel
Rudy, the red nosed reindeer
Reindeers of the Caribbean
There's actually quite a varation in human santapede Christmas sweaters.
Citizen Candy Cane
There will be Milk and Cookies
Gangs of North Pole
Dracula At The North Pole
I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy
Christpussy
Bambi the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rifle shot Bambi, a position on the sleigh team just opened up.
The Reindeer Hunter
Triumph of the Goodwill
The Human Santapede (a novel)
https://a.co/d/frIbvTG
Harvey the Chronically Depressed Snowman
What's wrong with the regular Santa centipede??
Human Santapedo