It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.
Because they (old guys) come out of the pool and put their swimming trunks in the centrifuge things to dry and then they take like an hour to get ready.
This bathroom has Aero Glass vibes; that's the joke.
(And FWIW I used Vista too. It was a perfectly fine OS if you had a decent PC with a bare-bones GPU. Unfortunately most people at the time didn't have that and that's one of the reasons why it was so hated. Another reason was UAC. It was considerably more annoying than it is today. People were annoyed by having to constantly approve admin access for every little thing.)
Yeah, because they dont stay in that kind of hotel. It's something you see in the cheapest places, that 10cm of wall thickness they save per room might let them add one more shoebox to the floor.
Management: "Men are having sex in the stalls. Let's make them see through to discourage them."
two weeks later
Management: "Why is there always a line to the men's room now?"
Hopefully the frosting is the correct way and only the person inside could be doing it.
What with the glass wall between the stalls?
One side would have all the power!
Frost both sides?
True. Then both people would have to wet each side before seeing each other ;)
Couple pieces of clear tape, one on each side in the same spot, will last longer.
Glorious.
On the hole, that's a great idea.
Smooth the edges, okay? You don't want nicks from a perfectly-cut glory-hole in glass as the edges are razor-sharp.
I agree, that does feel good... On the hole
You psychopath
Rub vegetable oil on it so it's semi-permanent. Clear packing tape works, too.
Thanks Satan. Excited for my next business trip
Um, why is that guy naked?
The Costanza method
I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.
I want a torrent of all your memes. That's got to be quite the collection.
There is a site like Franiac - https://www.penskefile.com/
Some people poop naked. I do.
It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?
How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?
I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they're living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.
Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.
:p
Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.
:p knew it.
I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.
I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.
Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.
Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they're six.
Link to that comment cause I definitely did not say that.
I was a fucking kid. Everyone's penis is small when you're six.
I'm pooping naked as we speak
So you strip naked every time you take a piss?
At least make up a believable story.
You mean you don't?!
If you want to halve the frequency of required toilet cleanings, you will sit to piss.
Not everyone sits to piss.
Nope, wearing flip flops
He fighting for his life
He's thinking.
I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower
Hey we've all had those days
I call that the Costanza maneuver
To assert dominance.
Because they (old guys) come out of the pool and put their swimming trunks in the centrifuge things to dry and then they take like an hour to get ready.
Centrifuge what now?
It's a machine in the locker room where you drop your wet swimming trunks in and it mechanically wrings them out so it dries faster.
Tumbler.
Centrifuge deez nu... Wait no
I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I'll take care of this.
...I....I did it...
Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.
Let me know when the Kickstarter is ready I think you've got a solid business idea
The wall decor with what appears to say 'Your Time to Relax' with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.
Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it's one of those shits. LOL
That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- "Thinking Man" with a cellphone. Add in the "Your Time Relax", and it's perfect
Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?
In their pants
What pants?
Looks like clothes are in front of him in the stall to me
Incredible. Doesn't seem real because it's such a dumb concept
I'm sure it looked great in the architect's pitch.
I'm sure the architect just has a fetish.
Edit: In fact, I'm convinced that dude is the architect himself!
Ruining people's forearm workouts smh
This is abhorrent
Name and shame
Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.
I bet they used Windows Vista and unironically loved it.
Vista was beautiful, or were you thinking of the bugs?
This bathroom has Aero Glass vibes; that's the joke.
(And FWIW I used Vista too. It was a perfectly fine OS if you had a decent PC with a bare-bones GPU. Unfortunately most people at the time didn't have that and that's one of the reasons why it was so hated. Another reason was UAC. It was considerably more annoying than it is today. People were annoyed by having to constantly approve admin access for every little thing.)
Hey, frutiger aero was awesome and a dream of the future we were sold and failed to materialize in our lifetimes
Whoever made this loves peeking into random bathroom windows
I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)
I hated everything about it
I've stayed in hotel rooms like this. In some circles it appears to be a thing.
I mean hotel rooms where the bathroom has a clear or somewhat translucent wall to the rest of the room, and sometimes no door.
Helps discourage room sharing which in turn bumps up average revenue per customer
How do you keep the shit smell in after you drop a real stinky pickle?
Apparently rich and fashionable people don't have that problem.
Yeah, because they dont stay in that kind of hotel. It's something you see in the cheapest places, that 10cm of wall thickness they save per room might let them add one more shoebox to the floor.
You gotta stop going to love hotels, that definitely sounds like a fetish thing.
This shit hot lmao....
What has 4 legs and 4 arms and a huge hair ball on it's dick? Cuz WTF dude! Its in that bathroom stall!
Where is this gym? Asking for a "friend".