Spyke
sh.itjust.works

You already have a full-body piercing from your mouth to your butt, you just need to put something in it!

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lemmy.world

Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you'd have to lay em out end to end. That's a great way to get pink eye.

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Simple.

Just swallow a really long rope, then when it comes out the other end, have some people pull on both ends really hard.

I'm real sorry but if I had to visualize it so did you

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lemmy.world

We're all just donuts. Run the connector mouth to butt with a really long flexible hose.

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DogWaterreply
lemmy.world

It's even better than that. There's a vsauce video that talks about what a hole really is and then abstracts the human body down to its holes. I think there's like 7 iirc. 2 nipples, 2 tear ducts 4 holes in the eye near the tear ducts, 2 nostrils and your mouth

Edit: correct holes lol

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DogWaterreply
lemmy.world

Anus is connected to the mouth. Urethra isn't a through hole I don't believe....could be wrong though.

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superkretreply
feddit.org

Tear ducts are connected to the nostrils. I really don't get what the criteria for "hole" is, here.

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It's the topology of the object. Essentially flatten the object into a 2 dimensional plane. Something like a mug or donut will have a hole in it after flattening, these items have 1 hole. Different objects flatten into a different number of holes. It's really hard for me to parae anything more complicated than 1 hole with my head, but that's essentially the process.

I do not recall the vsauce video explicitly, but this should be the logic they're using. It gets waaay more difficult to parae on something like a human, with a bunch of different tracts and splits and shit.

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I want mine to come out the back so I can be carried like a handbag.

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Well I'm not gonna waste a gem like that in the comments

(Aka don't call my bluff, that's not very polite! 😛)

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What about the 'Snoke'?

Just impale a steel rod laterally through the pelvis, like a foosball player.

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"So I said humans aren't bilaterally symmetrical and some people really took offense to that."

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Not interested unless it includes 120mm armor piercing tungsten penetrator. Preferably NATO standard

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lemmy.ca

There will still be someone out there that will try to one up this piercing.

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You reached the end