Epoliticalmemes·Political MemesbyEndOfLine I was surpised by the diversity of candidatesView original on lemmy.world461Comments37
EEndOfLine replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyCut from consideration over concerns of immigration status.21
FFundMECFS replylemmy.blahaj.zoneI can imagine a futurama episode where Zoidberg says something dumb against vaccines or something and accidentally becomes a hero of conspiracy theorists.7
ccybervseas lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesI would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson. "Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?" 22
HHayduke replylemmy.worldNow this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.7
mmean_bean279 replylemmy.worldDr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.6
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.net4Hide 4 repliesThere's no way he would pick Cosby over Dougie Houser just because they're both rapists. The racism would prevent it.12
TTheFogan replyprogramming.dev2Hide 2 repliesDid Neil Patrick Harris have rape accusations I'm unaware of? Not finding anything searching for it.8
CCaptPretentious replylemmy.worldLet's not forget great doctors like Dr. Spaceman Dr. Jan Itor Dr. Zoidberg5
mmasterofn001 lemmy.caI'm sure it'll be someone who is a proponent of eugenics. Can't have starfleet without ww3 without the eugenics wars.6
ppivot_root replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesHe's a pretty realistic pick, actually. Can profit financially from his appointment? ✅️ His success is thanks to the hard work of his underlings? ✅️ Would not hesitate to liquidate those he dislikes? ✅️ 6
jordanlund lemmy.worldCome on, everyone knows who it will be... https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/floridas-surgeon-general-shows-the-danger-of-politicizing-of-medicine/ https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/24/florida-surgeon-general-covid-vaccine-00093510 https://www.alligator.org/article/2024/09/surgeon-general-ladapo-approaches-three-year-uf-tenure5
owenfromcanada lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIs Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.1
OOptional replylemmy.worldMr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree! Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon? -Mitch Hedberg5
Cut from consideration over concerns of immigration status.
I can imagine a futurama episode where Zoidberg says something dumb against vaccines or something and accidentally becomes a hero of conspiracy theorists.
4K Zoidberg 👌
Hey Zoidberg, get in here!
Screw you!
Hi Dr. Nick!
I would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson.
Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
Dr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.
It would absolutely be Dr. Spaceman!
Why not Zoidberg?
White under the shell doesn't count
The fourth one looks like he'd be a great anaesthetist.
There's no way he would pick Cosby over Dougie Houser just because they're both rapists. The racism would prevent it.
Did Neil Patrick Harris have rape accusations I'm unaware of? Not finding anything searching for it.
Both being Cosby and Trump.
Ah. Boy that was a rollercoaster.
But dougie is now gay so no way that would fly with him
What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?
Let's not forget great doctors like
Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Jan Itor
Dr. Zoidberg
I'm sure it'll be someone who is a proponent of eugenics.
Can't have starfleet without ww3 without the eugenics wars.
It's gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather...
Dr Evil could do double duty as Surgeon General and head of NASA
He's a pretty realistic pick, actually.
.. and he has sharks .... sharks with lazers!
Where?
On their friggin’ heads!
Come on, everyone knows who it will be...
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/floridas-surgeon-general-shows-the-danger-of-politicizing-of-medicine/
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/24/florida-surgeon-general-covid-vaccine-00093510
https://www.alligator.org/article/2024/09/surgeon-general-ladapo-approaches-three-year-uf-tenure
You forgot Dr Mario, by I'm legitimately afraid we will choose somebody like "Dr Phil"
Please don’t give him ideas!
Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree!
Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon?
-Mitch Hedberg
I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers