Spyke

How many do you recognize?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18111005

Tag yourself! I'm Blocked

(We apologize for the previously offensive bit- those responsible have been sacked)

Answer Key:

!The Picard Maneuver!<

!Dragon "Rider"!<

!ComradeSharkfucker!<

!PugJesus!<

!BonesOfTheMoon!<

!ByteOnBikes!<

Blocked

!Jeffw!<

!Track_shovel!<

!Return2ozma!<

!Hamid Abbasi!<

!Satan'smaggotycumfart!<

!Fossilesque!<

!Speculator & Kolanaki!<

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lemmy.ca

I'm personally a fan of Blue People.

Kolanoki? Kokalni? Blue name guy.

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I see Drag often

But I’m a Bad Dragon aficionado, so my eyes naturally gravitate to stuff like that.

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lemmy.world

the picard maneuver, kolanaki, pug jesus, SatansMaggotyCumFart

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lemmy.ca

From my experience SatansMaggotyCumFart is an anti-vegan. They really need to chew on some sour patch kids.

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lemmy.world

I was under the impression that SMCF is a professional troll. I don't take anything they say seriously.

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i think they’re generally unserious, but i reckon professional troll is a harsh assessment.

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Now I want some sour patch kids... Wait, I have sour patch kids because someone stole the bowl off the front porch. Thanks Sunshine and random kleptomaniac kid!

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blindbunnyreply
lemmy.ml

Americans need more Mexican propaganda maybe they'd vote an educated socialist if they got their shit together

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Yeah, but from the morbid (& historical) perspective it is kinda impressive tho, isn't it?
It's done differently and at a much much higher cost (& more constant maintenance) than in your average direct regime controlled counties.

Eg 70 years of cop shows & how they solve all crimes (and not just 0.2% of the 1% they even bother with), or how movies go though DoD for 'Murika superiority forever check rewrite, how Americans don't know the direct (much less indirect) dearth-toll they are producing year through year, how 3/4 of the world population hate you but you think they warship you, etc?
I especially like how a lot of openly available data is treated as 'conspiracy theories'.

If you didn't have any knowledge of it, there is no way you would believe such a thing is possible.

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Call me the fun police, but I don't think we need to raise Lemmy power users to the position of micro celebrities, and I don't find this kind of circle jerking cute.

And I say this as somebody with positive opinions of many of the people referenced.

It's just like... Weird and kind of lame, tbh.

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lemmy.nz

Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.

Until next time!

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*I'm David Attenborough, join me next time when we discuss the intimacies of the northeastern mountain Unicorn."

violins

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like yinglet? (canonically, most of their sex is gay, they canonically talk, canonically have sex with humans, canonically have genitals like this)

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Sapience is not a requirement for consent. Or consent is not required where sapience does not exist. Or more likely, it is proportional. Consent and sapience is not a binary, a dog cannot talk but it will bite your nuts off if it doesn't want you using it like a self cleaning self heating fleshlight. The same applies dragon

You are not ready for the future.

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Sorry i didn't include all 101 of you 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 cool cats. It's n0tcool of me to treat you as optional. It would be pretty nifty and make me feel s̶̶j̶̶m̶̶a̶̶r̶̶f̶ smart and like a cool dude if I could get all the usernames to fi. But alas, it would be easier to divide by zero (⬤n⬤), and I can't go back on my BS

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I mean maybe for you...

That Eldritch biology experiment shares many great memes & such though.

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Yes. That guy is one of the few who misgenders the kinky dragon fucker on purpose. He told lies in order to justify it, too.

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I don't think I'll ever be one of those. Tho, TexasDrunk always seems to chime in when he sees me. But it has been a while.

Hi TexasDrunk, hope it was a good Halloween at the bar.

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SpaceNoodle is associated with the Garuda Linux community. They have expressed a long-standing interest in coding, having started programming for fun at the age of eight; this may also be the age they developed plantar fasciitis. SpaceNoodle has a background in converting programs from magazines like "3-2-1 Contact!" into more functional formats. Additionally, SpaceNoodle appears to be involved in discussions around AI and its applications, particularly in creative writing and idea generation. Given this, they may appreciate your use of AI to write your response. However, you may consider being honest with them that you "don't know who the fuck they are except for the plantar fascitis comment."

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lemmy.world

Oops, I blocked all the blue people. I found it massively distracting on my Lemmy client.

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Oh shit thats what galeophile means? I hadn't bothered to look it up 😭

Edit: It's actually really fucking funny that I did not realize that was referring to me. Or that I am known enough to have a meme made about me? Perhaps I need to touch more grass

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First would be Yogthos, but i wouldn't use the word "briefly" here

Third is definitely me. But i don't think there could be any level of fondness for cats that could even be described as "excessive"

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I seen them once or twice? Not much overlap i guess. Yogthos on the other hand provided like half the content for entire lemmy before the reddit exodus.

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Aww I didn't know you included me until now. Bones of the Moon is the title of a book about a magical kid named Pepsi actually, but space skeleton is cool.

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