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lemmy.world

Decided to try this myself, lol

Toast until toaster

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lemm.ee

Don't forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

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This confuses the toaster so that it can't tense up its slots for step 2, where you jam the bread in the regular way.

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It looks like something else… spread into the toaster. Makes sense with AI being a /machine and all that.

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To make toast, follow these simple instructions:

  1. partially unplug the power cable from the toaster and pinch its cheeks.

2 plug the cable part of the way in and apply two or three cocktail fork fulls of semen. Place a dish of butter nearby.

3, Plug the cable into the top of the toaster, plug a different cable into the bottom. Insert a slice of bread into one of the slots. Swap the butter for a small dish of ketchup.

4 Swap the ketchup for a jar of duck sauce, fondle the bread.

  1. Swap the jar of duck sauce for a scalpel and the tweezers from a swiss army knife. Tell the bread "Ah c'mon you."

2 Unplug the toaster completely, get a Pez dispenser, and turn the bread...sideways?

  1. Plug the toaster back in, get a different dish of butter, pinch the bread.

  2. Scrape the bread with a fork on a worried tray near a concerned butter knife.

Serve on a plate with losenges, coffee, whippets and coffee.

Lemmy aggressively wants to correct my numbering scheme. Could we just scrap markup formatting entirely on this platform? It fucks up more than it helps.

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sh.itjust.works

😄 All movies about time travel (so the Terminator franchise as well) are extremely inaccurate and far fetched for sci-fi, so you're not wrong. Still, it's very entertaining epic action.

However, in this scene he's basically doing an audio CAPTCHA to determine, if he's speaking to another Terminator.

My point is (meant as a joke): You agreeing with that picture raises the suspicion you're also a machine. (Maybe even a Terminator. Who knows.)

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lemmy.world

I like that I can tell it's AI because the toaster itself isn't copy pasted. There's something different going on with the wire for each one.

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I like how in the second step two, the toaster becomes wireless, and in the second step one, it transforms into a serving platter

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lemmy.world

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point...and a swiss army knife... eh butter is fine. Et voila.

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Did you kiss those 2 finger nail trims? They go best with mustard though.

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Shaving cream and strawberries, but they were to lazy to put it on the toast.

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lemmy.world

Third one on the second row got me good. Huh??? The bread won't fit in the toaster sideways???

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lemmy.world

That's odd thing to say. This is image generation AI, and people are talking about AI chatbots being used in schools. They are likely not ready for that task either, but image generation AI has almost nothing to do with that.

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lemmy.world

Obviously incorrect, but honestly this is kinda impressive the amount of detail it added in.

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