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lemmy.world

You know, if I squint a little and turn my head to the side, I can see it now. He does look very much like @PriorityMotif's grandma.

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lemmy.world

He knows that he can't pull off having the coolest fucking lockscreen of all time:

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lemmy.world

Victorian advertising was just weird as fuck in general. Especially the stuff involving kids.

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lemmy.world

That's something an old person would do. This all checks out

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lemmy.world

Working in a store and being known locally as the “tech guy”, you would be surprised how many young people (mostly girls) have handed me their phone and the lock screen and background pics are selfies.

If it’s a man with a pic of himself it’s usually with something he identifies with. A tractor, a guitar, a game collection, a truck or car, guns. Shit like that.

Donald Trump identifies with Donald Trump and MAGA hats. It has nothing to do with making America great either. Maga is just a word now, and that word means Donald Trump.

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lemmy.world

I was wondering about this phenomenon yesterday. A female coworker handed me her phone and it was a mirror selfie which I didn't think anything of at first, but it slowly dawned on me how odd I would find that had it been a man doing it. Can't really think of a good reason why that is but I guess it's just a weird cultural thing.

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lemmy.world

Yeah, culture is definitely a part of it. Women spend a lot of time on makeup, and I believe that is a part of it. All of that effort and they’re probably proud of their best work. I mean, I probably would be.

Whether we like it or not, men and women are different. The line between us is also very obviously subject to change and maybe one day the line won’t exist. It does at the moment though and that’s alright.

My kids tell me all the time that my views on gender are outdated. Their kids will probably tell them the same thing in one direction or another. There’s no telling. Culture is constantly evolving for better and worse. Some wild shit happened in the ancient world. Some wild shit will happen in the world of the future.

Being alive is interesting. I’m a moron though haha. Take care.

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Even more simple than that its what a narcissist would do.

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That we're in the situation of locking up the former President because he's so relentlessly criminal there's literally nothing even white men in power can do to stop it. How stupid are we.

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feddit.uk

Did anybody expect anything less?

I'm still surprised he didn't pick himself as his own vice president candidate.

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evidencesreply
lemmy.world

He tried but Pres and VP candidates by law have to be from different states.

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That's just so his handlers can tell him it's his reflection. "How do I look today?" "Great, sir, just look at that reflection!"

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Trump, every time he looks at his phone:

I'd elect me.

I'd elect me so hard.

🎵goodbye horses🎵

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lemmy.zip

This angle really accentuates his dumptruck ass.

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That should surprise exactly no one. Narcissistic cheetolini.

Edit: also, did he sign his own hat?? 🤣

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lemmy.world

You know, I see women with themselves on the lockscreen all the time, but I've never had the nerve to ask why.

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That's a bit harsh. A lot of women do that because they take pride from and put effort into their appearance and felt good about that shot.

That's a bit too vain for me personally but it's hardly narcissistic in and of itself.

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lemmy.ml

My lock screen is black and my wallpaper is black. Less clutter. Less visual noise. Easier to find items.

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Aqariusreply
lemmy.world

Also, depending on the screen, less battery drain.

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I have a black background because why would I want anything else. My lock-screen has always been an image that I made many years ago.

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They're nice. Maybe you're nice too. You know, nice and normal. That's something to aspire to nowadays. Anyway have a great nice day.

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lemmy.world

At least yours have aesthetic value. My lock screen is my kid and my wallpaper is one of my dogs.

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I'm worse. I use the same one on my lock screen, which is this Google space wallpaper with the cut off close up Earth at the bottom and the sun at the top.

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There are some media guest in the zoomed out picture. My guess is that he signed it for them.

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lemmy.world

And his fans call trans people narcisistic, for wanting to be respected and not wanting to hear yet another dumb "remedy" for "gender confusion".

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I don’t understand how any of them can have a problem with narcissists when their god is the living embodiment of narcissism.

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midwest.social

I was focused on the clock from the screenshot trying to figure out what 6:56 meant, then I realized I'm dumb.

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I got confused too so I'll explain for others. Trumps phone is on the table. On his phone the clock says 9:10, 9:10 + 1 minute = 9:11.

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I still don't understand why they have such different times? Edit: Oh. I'm just not dumb enough to keep assuming someone screencaps their phone screen to share images instead of actually just sharing the source image itself. Ugh...

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lemm.ee

And it's one of the most unflattering pictures I've ever seen in my god damn life

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fedia.io

That's because no one else on the planet matters more to him than... him. Donald Psycho McTrump.

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lemm.ee

Well ðis þread just made me deeply self conscious about þinking v making my home screen a picture of me wið my GF ðat I'm particularly fond of.

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lemmy.world

I'm probably going to regret asking, but why the odd letters? And why, as near as I can tell, are there two different ones for 'th'?

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GiveOverreply
feddit.uk

Fun fact, when you see "ye olde tavern", the y is used in place of þ. Which is pronounced "the".

I don't know why this guy insists on using these old letters but hey it's fun seeing colourful people on the internet. I say upvote the fella.

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That is interesting!

My problem with using defunct letters is that it requires a lengthy explanation, and even then is still hard to read. It would be easier just being in a different language entirely, at least I could copy and paste into a translator.

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lemm.ee

ð and þ are lost letters of ð english alphabet which technically were used interchangeably, but in oðer languages represent two distinct sounds.

Þink vs Ðou if you want to sound it out to get what's being distinguished, it's like ð difference between B and P, or D and T, but for ð two sounds you hear whenever you read a th.

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lemmy.world

Which still doesn't really answer why use them. Why make it intentionally harder to understand your comments? What's the upside to it?

Edit: I've looked at your previous comments and saw you explain it to someone else where they've come from and your preference, but I feel like if you have to explain it to everyone it can't possibly be a useful way of communicating.

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And even after the explanation (and I already knew about the letters), it's still expends enough energy to parse for me to not bother.

Edit: I left out the word 'energy' because apparently my brain is skipping grooves this morning.

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lemmy.world

Why sully a very plausible claim with a screenshot that is clearly not of a wallpaper? Lock Screen displays the big clock, not at the little corner clock. Home Screen at minimum shows the dock at the bottom. Time at top + app switcher line at bottom = open app.

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fedia.io

Pray tell, how is the lock screen wallpaper not a wallpaper?

When you tap the share button on a photo in the photos app, there’s an option that appears called “use as wallpaper”. Guess what it brings up when you select that option? That’s right, it’s the page to customize the Lock Screen wallpaper first and foremost.

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