Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says "I'm down for that, where's your consent form?".
Maybe that's the joke? Are we all just not getting the humour? I watched The Office and kinda felt the same as I do now; maybe it's more 'cringe' humour?
Naw, the issue is that he's been conditioned to think that's prime real estate and that he should want to try it once. You could lie about your age and he wouldn't know any better because he's literally got no taste. He'll take it based on the number because he actually doesn't know what he wants. I'm pretty sure he's hoping to learn what it is that he should want.
It's also possible he's a straight pedo and just making an effort to walk the line. If that's the case, I can respect the effort, but still think he's just actually tasteless.
Yikes? What's your issue? Nobody decides what to like. A dog naturally wants to tear apart rabbits which is brutal and awful, but you can teach them better and they're fine. Young girls who shouldn't be making decisions about consent can still look like girls that can, so there's no physical reason not to be attracted. You don't gotta break your brain to choose what's right.
You can sit there and think it's icky, but nobody is bad just because you don't like that they like something. They're bad if they knowingly take away the rights of someone else.
I want to be believe he lost a bet or dare. If not, I think this person would have more luck forgetting about dating and going super niche into a competitive hobby. Getting into a competitive hobby isn’t about getting laid, but about focusing your frustrations into something goal oriented and controllable. You cannot make someone like you, but you can become the god of your hobby kingdom. Maybe along the way they’ll learn social skills and graces which might help with getting laid.
Sometimes I think there should be a dating app specifically for awkward and less conventionally attractive people.
Women if you want me you have to be hot and have big titties. I'm a youtuber so I obviously don't care about age. Just don't snitch or tell the police. I'm too pretty to go to prison and I also don't wanna get beat into submission or get killed while i'm there. Also don't bring bear spray on our first date or a gun. Please come unarmed. Trust me I won't hurt you. The last three violent crimes I committed were well deserved and I won't do it again. Bring a ballgag thank you have a good day. I want a cupcake goodbye. 🥰🧁
Yeah! Someone with a social disability decided to make their very very creepy and detailed preferences plain for the world to see in exhaustive, almost parodillic detail,
This is just so ridiculous, it's hard for me to believe he actually believes or thinks this way. My assumption, and maybe I'm too optimistic here, is that he saw this and thought it was stupid funny and decided to buy/wear it to be immature funny/edgy...
I just can't fathom someone wearing this unironically. In which case, severe mental/cognitive issues?
I was waiting for that line found commonly on neckbeardy requirements...must be an untouched virgin who is skilled in sexual techniques and can meet my needs and desires at any point in the day
Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in.....
They probably make these in bulk.
..........I honestly don't know if that's better or worse.
That must be a day for thought, like what is going in in that man's head?
Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says "I'm down for that, where's your consent form?".
Incredibly based world, if it were so easy
Sounds like bureaucracy that has gone a bit too far, lol
I bet the Vogons would like it though.
Sounds like what does down at the federal sex bureau.
Reminded me of this sketch from A Bit of Fry and Laurie: https://youtu.be/DxFU_fIUawM
This reads like a EULA
More like a warning
The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
I wish I could read the whole thing.
I wish I could set him up on a blind date with a few people
Do those people have badges?
Maybe that's the joke? Are we all just not getting the humour? I watched The Office and kinda felt the same as I do now; maybe it's more 'cringe' humour?
That is indeed the joke
How were they able to catch a picture of him before he got swarmed by 17 and 18 year old blondes.
He probably not in Illinois, so that cuts a lot out.
Terrifyingly specific.
Hilariously specific!
Yeah, not sure who the ad is for, but they must've paid a lot of money for space on that dude's back.
Someone needs to put this text into a Star Wars style opening crawl
Just realized you couldn't copy/paste for the prompt and had to type that out...
I recommend one of these options:
Mind Blank attempts to hide the mind from attack, making its parts unidentifiable.
Thought Shield cloaks the mind so as to hide first one part, then another. This defense can be kept up at all times, unlike the others.
Mental Barrier is a carefully built thought repetition wall which exposes only that small area.
Intellect Fortress is a defense which calls forth the powers of the ego and super-ego to stop attacks.
Tower of Iron Will relies only upon the super-ego to build an unassailable haven for the brain.
I know only the empirical clarity of Imperial Truth.
A man's soul needs to be a fortress.
And print the scrolling text on a shirt like a gif.
It's nice for him to be inclusive of 18! year olds. Dating can be difficult for ladies in their mid-quadrillions.
Lawful evil
It's like the intro text scroll to a Star Wars movie...
IT'S A TIME OF STRIFE FOR THE REPUBLIC MEANWHILE IF YOU'RE A BLONDE OF 17 OR 18 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS..
Seeing this in the wild my first thought would be that he lost some kind of bet or has been challenged into wearing this in a crowded place.
You have good first thoughts!
4chan irl
OG Craigslist M4W
All of that text and he didn't specify what gender he's looking for.
Technically, blondes implies women; if it was non-women it'd be blonds
well shit, TIL
Had no idea. Thank you for the knowledge!
Blond boys doing what blond boys do
The man has a type, and that type is either 17 or 6402373705728000 years old.
There must be easier less public ways to declare yourself a permanent virgin.
On the other hand, what better way for a parent to ensure that their precious little guy remains one? 😜
Some shirts here honestly do not go that hard. But this shirt... this shirt goes fucking hard wow
Like, fuck damn, is it possible to go harder on a shirt?
In the future for this guy; getting shived in prison for being a pedo.
But he's specifically looking for legal age girls.
Very. specifically.
Indeed.
If (and when) he keeps doing that, it's gonna get progressively more weird with him aging.
Jesus Christ. Dude has no self awareness or taste. Just technical demands for a subjective experience.
An objectively gross and fucked up 'subjective experience', though. Dude needs some serious help.
Objectively gross and fucked up? If you aren't into women, that's ok. You oughta learn the difference between objective and subjective though.
The issue is the age requirements. It's clear that if it was legal for him to date younger, he would be happier.
Naw, the issue is that he's been conditioned to think that's prime real estate and that he should want to try it once. You could lie about your age and he wouldn't know any better because he's literally got no taste. He'll take it based on the number because he actually doesn't know what he wants. I'm pretty sure he's hoping to learn what it is that he should want.
It's also possible he's a straight pedo and just making an effort to walk the line. If that's the case, I can respect the effort, but still think he's just actually tasteless.
Yikes? What's your issue? Nobody decides what to like. A dog naturally wants to tear apart rabbits which is brutal and awful, but you can teach them better and they're fine. Young girls who shouldn't be making decisions about consent can still look like girls that can, so there's no physical reason not to be attracted. You don't gotta break your brain to choose what's right.
You can sit there and think it's icky, but nobody is bad just because you don't like that they like something. They're bad if they knowingly take away the rights of someone else.
I would not hang around that guy in that shirt. Hell, just knowing he owned that shirt would make me terminate a friendship. That's fucking insane.
I'll rather do:
The Country Needs You!
If you're legally blonde,
apply here.
Service grants citizenship.
Note:" Brevity is the soul of advertisement"
I expected the "Do you want to know more?" meme.
SLEEP WITH ME
I want to be believe he lost a bet or dare. If not, I think this person would have more luck forgetting about dating and going super niche into a competitive hobby. Getting into a competitive hobby isn’t about getting laid, but about focusing your frustrations into something goal oriented and controllable. You cannot make someone like you, but you can become the god of your hobby kingdom. Maybe along the way they’ll learn social skills and graces which might help with getting laid.
Sometimes I think there should be a dating app specifically for awkward and less conventionally attractive people.
My bet is he lost a bet, it's so specific especially at the end
Putting your physical description on your shirt 💀
c/libertarianshirts
"sir, this is a Wendy's"
or
"my son is also named Bort"
Women if you want me you have to be hot and have big titties. I'm a youtuber so I obviously don't care about age. Just don't snitch or tell the police. I'm too pretty to go to prison and I also don't wanna get beat into submission or get killed while i'm there. Also don't bring bear spray on our first date or a gun. Please come unarmed. Trust me I won't hurt you. The last three violent crimes I committed were well deserved and I won't do it again. Bring a ballgag thank you have a good day. I want a cupcake goodbye. 🥰🧁
Based <3
This feels like we're making fun of someone with clear social disabilities.
I don't like it.
Yeah! Someone with a social disability decided to make their very very creepy and detailed preferences plain for the world to see in exhaustive, almost parodillic detail,
Or: It's a joke shirt
Counter argument: Chris Chan exists
I would argue deciding to wear this shirt publicly means the person has a mental condition that requires intervention whether sincere or not.
Do you go outside often? Outside is full of people who are dressing specifically to offend however they can.
It's really not.
The overwhelmingly massive majority of people never do that.
Practically everyone is just trying to look normal.
You live in Japan or something? I'm talking about America.
Me too.
Next time you get groceries, count how many people are dressed normal, and dressed to offend as you say.
Report back the numbers when you do.
I do that literally every day. It's called people watching and it's a stupid habit I got from my mom.
I live in a major city though. Maybe you're someplace nicer.
Thank you for the insight, might it be possible....
Just MAYBE....
That just this one person is dressing not normal for a joke?
That's 99% of shirts on this channel
First time I saw this online people seemed pretty convinced the dude just lost a sports bet and this is the loser's prize.
It's the unfortunate plight of a lot of anonymous communities.
Well he is saying he has aspergers
This is just so ridiculous, it's hard for me to believe he actually believes or thinks this way. My assumption, and maybe I'm too optimistic here, is that he saw this and thought it was stupid funny and decided to buy/wear it to be immature funny/edgy...
I just can't fathom someone wearing this unironically. In which case, severe mental/cognitive issues?
I'm with you, just seems like they're trying to be edgy and forgot the real world isn't a 4chan board.
I was waiting for that line found commonly on neckbeardy requirements...must be an untouched virgin who is skilled in sexual techniques and can meet my needs and desires at any point in the day
It looks photoshopped.
Wow, he could have really cut that down to just "Want Woman" written on a muscle bra in sharpie, like me. Could have saved a few bucks.
Pathetic.