Spyke

> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking time

Compare that to:

> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss

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tetris11reply
lemmy.ml

Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand

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Take me out [Wash has been removed from the chat]

To the black

Tell them I ain't comin' back

I don't care

I'm still free

You can't take the sky from me

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Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand

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lemmy.world

> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

> Not a single vice to be found


> House Flipper

> All houses are orientated normally


> Untitled Goose Game

> Has title


> Octodad

> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever


> Golf With Your Friends

> No friends.

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Kusimulkkureply
lemm.ee

I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now

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SSTFreply
lemmy.world

Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.

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I feel like I have enough of a skillset and experience that with a solid free month I could make a terrible iteration of this.

Now all I need is the month.

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I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !

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Faridreply
startrek.website

With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn't see through the disguise? If so, I don't think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.

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IndiBronyreply
lemmy.world

Not so much that I didn't see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.

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Faridreply
startrek.website

That's what I meant, you're making the joke from the perspective of a person that doesn't realize there's an octopus in the game, even though there is one.

And the reason I said it's confusing is because the game title is only perceived by the player of the game, and the player is explicitly told/shown that you're playing as an octopus. So the perspective used in the joke is impossible, but I understand that I'm being pedantic, feel free to ignore my ramblings caused by the uncontrollable urge to point out the inconsistency.

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aussie.zone

Everyone in that game can see he's an octopus, to the point you could argue it's also explicitly shown to them (he literally has an octopus head and tentacles in full visibility, and can't even speak English) and one character besides the chef is confused upon finding out no one else realised.

I think you'd have a hard time making an argument it's hidden from any in game character any better than the player.

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Faridreply
startrek.website

Let me try to, anyway.
IIRC, you start the game in the aquarium as an octopus, and then escape. That's when you're explicitly shown to be an octopus. Every NPC, however, sees the octopus in some amount of disguise. So even if we constantly roll a nat 1 on perception check like all the NPC, we didn't have to roll it on the first encounter, therefore we know it's an octopus.

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aussie.zone

You don't remember correctly. The aquarium escape is near the end of the game and the first time we see him out of disguise. We start the game at his wedding and then time skip to his house, he starts clothed both times.

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Is that so? Then, I stand corrected and retract my complaint, it somewhat makes sense now. And in my defense, it's been more than a decade since I played and I think I finished it in one sitting, so it's a blur.

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What, you don't find it fun to understand humor more in-depth by overanalyzing to death the aspects of a joke?! What a weirdo...

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lemmy.world

You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:

agreement or harmony between people or groups.

Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.

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I've read a wiki page about it, critics didn't even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn't want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.

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>Battlefield 4

>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield


>Pokémon Yellow

>Has other colors

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>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield

Also:

> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.

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>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light

>Hyper Light Drifter
>There's no car in the game

>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly "final"

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lemmy.world

Team Fortress 2

No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it's the third game.

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GoodEye8reply
lemm.ee

I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.

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lemmy.world
> Legend of Zelda
> You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D
> Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc.
> Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games
> Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
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tetris11reply
lemmy.ml
> Enter the Matrix
> No math whatsoever in the game
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Legend of Zelda

But you're saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link's Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn't even a character in that one.

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lemmy.world

They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged

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lemmy.ca

Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He'll be lucky to make it to 54.

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And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks

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Killing floor

Scenery is non-destructible

Black Mesa

All the mesas are actually brown

Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne

Actually he does fall over a lot in this game

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lemm.ee

EVE Online: humanity’s distant future

Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”

Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser

Call of Duty: skip work to play

Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets

Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms

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Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.

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That depends on implementing the proper impulse for the onehunderdandfirst time

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Counter Strike - You're attacking first

Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon

Freespace - Space is already occupied

Risk of Rain - Never rains

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half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it's original capacity, it still lets you charge it to "100%", its just that you've charged it to 100% of that 80%.

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