Spyke
fedia.io

Yeah I was gonna say that. He was famously single his entire life and is speculated to be one of the first historical examples of an asexual and aromantic person.

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Ravireply
feddit.org

I can't be the only one that read "aromatic person" instead of "aromantic person".

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lemmy.world

I'm gonna go ahead and be that guy and point out the fact that in the panels showing himat his desk from the inside, th window is to his right and there's no wall right next to him, while the one from the outside has the window directly in line with him and it's breaking me

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My gawd, you've entirely ruined my enjoyment of this cucumber.

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Bertuccioreply
lemmy.world

I'm gonna be the guy that points out cucumbers are spiky before they get to the grocery store...

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I've grown lots of cucumbers, and while I haven't shoved them in my arse, I can confirm that they are smooth. Ridge cucumbers can have spikes, you may be thinking of them.

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It looks correct to me, the inside view doesn't even clear the window, the outside view shows that the wall is maybe ~1' past the window frame which we don't even see on the inside shot. Unless I'm missing something?

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xantoxisreply
lemmy.world

Admittedly the image quality is "this meme first appeared in a dirty magazine in 1986 and has been re-compressed twice a year since the internet was invented", but there are falling lines above the cucumber, and a little puff of smoke where it hits the ground. It's depicted as falling out of a tree.

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lemm.ee

It's common to use a trellis with cucumbers to have their vines grow vertically instead of covering all of the horizontal space of a garden. That makes cucumbers "hang" in the air like a fruit on a tree, and would lead to those motion lines in a fall.

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Well before Newton discovered gravity, the vines would have been floating freely around. His discovery is what triggered the cucumber to hit the ground.

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The apple falls next to a tree trunk, the cucumber falls next to vines and leaves near the ground. You wrong.

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The cucumber just fell out of a peddler's basket who was moving ahead of the woman under the tree.

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Please don't try it unless you can already fist yourself, or the retrieval will be a lot more painful!

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Told by Isaac doctors, and a team of nurses, and the results of local biggest apple contest.

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lemmy.world

I always laugh at stuff like the small dust cloud of the cucumber, as if it just popped into existence and caused air pressure.

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lemmy.world

If girls are really so down bad, why don't they act like it?

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flickerreply
lemmy.world

Society.

Have you seen how people treat a girl who is open about wanting sex? It's not good.

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They probably have sex with her.

Edit: Really though, what?

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Match!!reply
pawb.social

if girls like sex so much why don't they cum when I have sex with them????????

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lemmy.world

I'm sorry you are not familiar enough with one to know this. You know the difference between men and women? There basically isn't one. We are 99.9% similar.

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Mangoreply
lemmy.world

Guess my ex probably isn't a good indicator.

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