Spyke

Is libsucker even an insult?

I'm liking "scumwaffle"; as in you "filthy scumwaffle"

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This is survivorship bias. You can't look at the chart for low-use curses. You have to look for what isn't there, you rhino flossers.

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lemmy.world

I'm looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit

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There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:

Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!

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lemmy.world

I'll choose my own insults, thank you very much, ya big cheese licker. You're such a lib nozzle. My nana thinks you stole her tweezers. She may have just put them in the knife drawer like last time, but it shows you're untrustworthy - she's a great judge of character when she's more lucid. Wank sucker.

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Scum wit reminds me of a good ol' Morrowind slur, S'Wit. Means like, slackwit, slowwit or something to that effect.

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lemmy.world

I'm going to become a champion for the lesser curses, like 'wankclown'.

Edit: getting replied to by a load of scumwits. disgraceful behaviour

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feddit.uk

A few of my favourites that haven't been called out in the comments yet:

  • bumsucker
  • assass
  • scumstick
  • dogboy
  • poophat
  • pissshit
  • wankbag
  • dirtclown
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SomeGuy69reply
lemmy.world

assass

Makes me doubt the whole chart. Who is using this ever?

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Maybe it's picking up words like "assassin" unintentionally

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don
lemm.ee

Imma need a screen shot of someone on reddit having posted “dipboy”.

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Poor 'dipstick' being so high on the list. I wonder how often it's actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.

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Missed several of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV:

Shit ✅ Piss ✅ Fuck ✅ Cock ✅ Cunt ❌ Cocksucker ✅ Motherfucker ❌ And Tits ❌

Tits, meet toots! Toots, tits! Sounds like a breakfast cereal 🥣😋!

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lemmy.ca

Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it

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lemmy.world

Cockgoblin was always a favorite of mine. It's just so fun to say.

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lemmy.world

The fact Cunt is not on this list…….. the Australians are gonna be pissed

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smegreply
feddit.uk

It's crikey, crickey just looks like you've misspelled cricket

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Easy “pussy ass, cum guzzing, fucking ass, cunts” and I will throw in a fucking wanker; you twat

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lemmy.world

I like the band that clearly indicates the versatility of shit, dick, and fuck.

I'm also curious as to why "shitshit" isn't among the least used combinations on this chart.

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ouRKaoSreply
lemmy.today

Only a libnozzle would be wondering about "shitshit"

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Why don't you come over here and say that to my face, you dirtwit!

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Probably used when someone is saying "oh shit, shit, SHIT" but the data only scraped the first two uses. That's my guess, anyways.

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I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I'll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.

Holidays are coming up... It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.

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yokonzoreply
lemmy.world

Prominently used on the anti kids subreddit I think

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fedia.io

What about the good old classics, like motherfucker? Am I the only one who still says motherfucker?

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That is correct, I am not likely to sling "trump nozzle," at anyone. Fun chart, great share, thanks!

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Dog lord isn't exactly high frequency, but it's higher than I would've guessed.

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lemmy.ca

We used to call people things like "dickwad" and "dillweed" back in the day

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borarireply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Randomly started watching that 70s show after seeing that 90s show on Netflix and they use dillweed all the time.

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lemm.ee

No cunt? I feel like cunt should be on both axis!

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I can see why scum wit or dirt tard isn't used often. But lib sucker, in right wing areas?

5

I felt the same of poop goblin. Although Trump hat caught me off guard

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Today i learned...

A few new insulting word combinations. Today was a good day .

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The issue is they don't know the context these words are used in. Stain could be talking about how to remove a tough stain on clothing. Waffle could be people cooking waffles, etc

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It's specifically using compound words of the left + top words together, so I think that's already filtered out save for typos, very specific stains, and eccentric breakfast option

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Omg I looked at this early in the morning. Didn't even realize it was compound words. Fuck me I'm nothing but a scumwaffle douchelord

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Hey Jeff did you clean the waffenozzle in time for the rush? We need that batter to dispense cleanly and evenly.

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lemmy.world

I tried to share this on facebook.

They removed it for "bad language"

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i would say use diaspora instead.
but facebook dominates normie space, ..and all space ( except alt & tech space . often of an elite flavor)

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you can tell this is heavily US-oriented since there is no word for leftists. there's just "lib-" for liberals, and "trump-" plus 18 others for conservatives.

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