Spyke

…Disgusting?

This picture smells like plastic and a ripe diaper.

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sopuli.xyz

She's a terrible human being, for a variety of reasons, but also she's somehow only 31?? The hate has aged her faster than Palpatine

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To be fair, they almost definitely smoked like chimneys and wore extremely toxic makeup, as one did in the 30s and 40s

There's one woman whose extended social circle sometimes mixes with mine and she's apparently only 35 but looks to be 50 due to excessive smoking and drinking. She always stands out due to her elaborately and tastefully dyed hair so I've started conversations with her a few times purely about her hair

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lemmy.world

Aaahhhhhh! So that's why Trump is all wishy-washy on the subject of abortion now.

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feddit.nl

Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a party flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.

🎶 All he cums is dust in the wind 🎶

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Listen experts all agree that I've got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don't even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it's insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they'll tell you.

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lemmy.ml

Supposedly Melanie is cheating too and trump knows about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I imagine the last time Melania willingly let him touch her was to conceive the requisite heir. Theirs is the quintessential marriage of convenience.

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lemmy.world

IDK what Laura is doing, but I know Marjorie and Lindsey are very upset about it.

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The mad rush for regressive trailer hoes scampering for the local druglord's sroom peen.

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Oh. OH! MTG is jealous! That's why she objected to the racism. That makes more sense.

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

It’s like the love triangle from the tenth circle of hell- it’s not as well known… Dante might have skipped that one. It’s where all the diapers get disposed of, and all the shit flows.

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At this point it’s more of a pentagram, I think.

Melania, his daughter. Howler monkey #2. Howler monkey #2. Loomer.

(Just to clarify, MGT and Blowbert… I call them both Howler Monkey #2. Hard to keep them straight so I gave up. Petty. I know. I can be like that.)

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Maybe she just told him she was Melania and he can't tell anymore.

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lemmy.world

Nobody is going to actually care about this except as a gossip item.

Did he use Campaign finances to pay for things ? Did he break the law by misusing and mis-appropriating funds ? Has he done money laundering ?

And most important of all, IS HE GOING TO SPEND TIME IN JAIL FOR ALL HIS CRIMES ?

If its "Rules for thee and not for me" most people are not going to care. They will want to set the world on fire and watch it all burn to the ground.

I hope no one wants to know the private going on of these kinds of deranged people. If they do the crime, they must do the time. Sadly it is rich-get-out-of-jail-free card at play.

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You're right, it's just small beans gossip.

It's also just one more example to throw on the pile of why it's completely stupid that he has such a large following of devout Christians, who if they had actual moral principals would denounce him.

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fedia.io

Dude's so fallen he's resorted to dumpster diving

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Ehh honestly I suspected he and Melania were divorced in all but legal status since about 2017. Have you seen the super cut from around that time of him trying to hold her hand or otherwise show affection and her swatting him away?

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lemm.ee

Behold the mating rituals of two turd piles. Come spring, you can expect a litter of turd nuggets to come from this encounter

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naw, trump has no problem with his flings getting abortions. probably even pays for them.

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This is why viagra should be illegal. Either you eat vegetables and work out, or the world is safe from you when your prostate wilts.

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I remember seeing The Ugliest Hat Ever and laughing to myself like, “oh god they’re gonna be sooo embarassed when this turdnado finally falls.”

Heh heh. Ehhhhh. Anyway.

You were saying something about guns?

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There are some serious injustices in this world. One of them being, despite the fact she is a diaper filled garbage bag on the inside, Melania is absolutely stunning. Everything else aside, what the fucking fuck? I hadn't even thought of it until this shit surfaced. I get it, he wants the positive attention. They deserve each other.

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blarthreply
thelemmy.club

Melania is stunning in the same way laser cut glass figurines are. Sure they look cool, but do you want it on the shelf in your house?

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I'd liken her to more of a corpse flower. A big, unique, beautiful flower is blooming but it smells like vomit and dead bodies. But I agree with your point and despise those laser etched crystal things.

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lemmynsfw.com

You're assuming Melania still shows Trump love and affection. I don't think that's been the case for years.

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She's mid at best unless you really like pinched faces and super high cheek bones.

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