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norimeereply
lemmy.world

Oh... wow...ehm...how do I unsee this article?

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lemm.ee

You knew it was cursed knowledge when you clicked on it. Caveat Lemmor

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The existence of the lucky 10000 implies the existence of the unlucky 10000

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lemmy.world

WHAT IS LEARNED CAN NEVER BE UNLEARNED.

THIS IS YOUR CURSE FOR USING THE FIRE PROMETHEUS STOLE FROM THE GODS.

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Idk, I forget shit all the time.

Unfortunately, I usually forget the useful shit I need to remember, not "haha duck corkscrew dick".

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Now you need to read into the female duck's countermeasures!

Duck sex is really fucked up...

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That article reminded me of that politician who said women's bodies would prevent pregnancy from rape. Clearly he had so little contact with women he confused them with ducks.

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Um. Let's say, if you decided to google for duck's penis, you'd be in for a surprise.

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feddit.nl

Who the hell has a counter-clockwise corkscrew!?

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moistclumpreply
lemmy.world

Good catch! I had to stare at it for a minute picturing myself spinning it into a cork and it does feel like it goes the wrong way. (Not righty righty).

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tetris11reply
lemmy.ml

they're pretty common here, you can get one at your local leftorium

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lemmy.world

The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated

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I actually try to talk to folks to the level of their knowledge. I had a debate with some coworkers about vaccines. I explained to them that it's safe, thousands of studies proved they are, I also mentioned vaccines are produced just like any medicine. And yet people take paracetamol willy nilly without question but somehow treat vaccines differently; even though overusing paracetamol could lead to hearing loss as happened to my dad.

However, I admit that what got me is the mRNA vaccine technology when a colleague said there has been no human trial of it before. The technology has actually been developed for over 40 years but with strong proof of concept. But I find it hard to explain that to laypeople.

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But the stupid uncursed pleb doesn't know that.

I say curse him!
It's for their good, and for the good of human kind.

But boy do some people have high curse resistance.
Over 100%.
Literally impossible to educate (which is the first part of the cursing process).

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" Babe, you make me so hard I can literally unscrew a bottle's tap with it"

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lemmy.world

Try being a geoscientist.... So, so many blurry photos of rocks folks' kids find in the backyard

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Hey what kind of tree is this?

Potato-quality photo of tree from 150 ft away

These people always manage to take immaculate, professional photos of their damn food or their damn kids but somehow revert to monkey when it's time to photograph a plant

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If you show a geoscientist a picture of a rock, does he still lick it?

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OH. I scrolled past this post like 4 times before I got it. Lesson for the other ducks on viagra, follow the directions on the label or you'll end up like this guy.

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You reached the end