Spyke

“Worst day of my life,” proceeds to list nothing but problems entirely of his own creation. I wish my life had so few problems that I had the time to invent some for myself.

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lemmy.world

SO MUCH of the SovCit BS is dudes trying to get out of child support. I used to wonder why even the True Believers didn't call these guys out for being assholes, but then seeing how often it's about avoiding child support, I realized it's because these groups are composed in large part by OTHER dudes trying to do the same thing, of course they're not gonna call the other guy out.

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And, of course, they're already duplicitous people because they're trying to get out of even financial parental responsibility. They want to leave whoever they knocked up high and dry.

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If he paid his child support then his car wouldn't have been towed. There's a life lesson there.

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sh.itjust.works

Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.

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I'm assuming spawn or Kevin bacon from RIPD would align to chaotic undead. (if they qualify as undead)

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lemmy.world

I wasn't parking my car in that spot clearly marked by a "no parking" sign. I was storing it.

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If you use the system you have to pay for the system.

There are sovereign individuals out there, but you only hear about these brain donors because anyone who doesn't notice that sovereign citizen is an oxymoron is just the regular kind of moron.

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lemmy.world

About a third of this is just incomprehensible to me. Like, some of that third is words, but I just can't parse it.

There's no way this man is competent enough to be judged in a court of law.

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This is actually quite coherent compared to most of the content on FB.

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It's because they have their own little rhyming slang business, or primitive superstitions about saying certain words like driving vs. traveling

5

that's like not lawful living.

that's relatively unlawful living.

darn near anarchychess

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I guess this is where their bullshit fairy tales always collapse: if you asked them to honor what they demand from others

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Practically it means brianless Idiot, officially it means "sovereign citizen"

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I think they had a stroke after the car back sentence? Maybe an anxiety attack from their court appearance?

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The sovcits have their own social media site and things go as well for them over there as they do on Facebook. | Spyke