So glad you asked. Rich, aka New York National Guard, aka Buffalo police officer, aka "AngryCops", bought a fire truck and had it converted to a Morale Response Vehicle, for veterans and charity events. It's a bit like the vet version of ECTO-1 from Ghostbusters, but even louder and with cold kegs. I heard a rumor about a crash, hope it's not a RIP for the MRV. POB.
Oh absolutely, that right there is annihilation in a picture. You wouldn't even see the lines, just a wall of nuclear blasts. It feels surreal that this is something that not only exists but that humans, human individuals, have access to in the thousands.
Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.
With Russia kidnapping children, it's they much harder to get them back without conventional names.. We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves!
Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.
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I LIED, THERE IS NO COMMENT SECTION
NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES
I'm somewhat partial to Mirv
Edit: they grow up so fast
Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.
Can a bitch have some context, please
So glad you asked. Rich, aka New York National Guard, aka Buffalo police officer, aka "AngryCops", bought a fire truck and had it converted to a Morale Response Vehicle, for veterans and charity events. It's a bit like the vet version of ECTO-1 from Ghostbusters, but even louder and with cold kegs. I heard a rumor about a crash, hope it's not a RIP for the MRV. POB.
That's one of the most American things I have heard in a while
Yeah. I'm glad I could be the one to force you down this path. A path to an Angry Drill Sergeant.
Why are drill sergeants so angry anyhow?
That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!
It's a great photo. Fucking terrifying to think that there could have been a 300kt boom at the end of each of those pretty lines
Oh absolutely, that right there is annihilation in a picture. You wouldn't even see the lines, just a wall of nuclear blasts. It feels surreal that this is something that not only exists but that humans, human individuals, have access to in the thousands.
Gods are we. Capricious, horny Greek mythology gods, but still.
Jesus gave us the peacekeeper missile.
Satan gave us Rock-&-Roll.
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
Little Bobby Tables, we call him
ATTACK'EMS
Bayraktar
X Æ A-12
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Haimars
Leopard
Bradley
Griepen
Vaiper
Falcon
Neto
F-16 viper, first of its name, fighter of falcons, yeeter of aim 9x, user of afterburner, bringer of the pimp hand… future extra goes here
I prefer long names you just keep tacking crap onto like samurai or old knight kinda names.
Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard
Fighting Falcon.
Friends will call them F-16.
The name’s Joint. Rivet Joint. Intelligence is my game.
Ooh dang, that's stylish
Tonibler
Pave low
Sarsılmaz Beefboy
butt stockton
Russia Delenda Est
Lockheed Martin
Bunkerbuster
Al Bombs.
So his mom is the mother of Al Bombs
AIMy
So now I understand why Musk hates Ukraine.
We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.
Some alternatives:
Then the kid just goes by a nickname.
Raptor is going to KILL the social circle in elementary school.
F XVI
Effsix.
Viper?
So BRRRRT is still fine?
What if they named the kid "Eff Sixteen" or "Raptor?"
You mean "Viper"?
But Lil TomyF-16 has such a good ring to it
He has so much fun playing in the backyard with lil B2 Stealth Bonnie & her brother, Chase the Choppa.
Let's not forget his cousin, Bobby Tables.
Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.
With Russia kidnapping children, it's they much harder to get them back without conventional names.. We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves! Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.
And then, when 67AutumnLeaves grows up, he can be offered a chance to be injected with super soldier formula and chase Shoigu to the gates of Hell.
But Bradley is OK, I assume.
How about naming the kid Dynamics, and setting them up early for a nice and lifelong military career? Because one day that name might make sense.
F XVI fuck you
I was going to go effsixteen, but that's because I know the tragic tale of Ronly Bonly.
Five kids named atacams clustering around the swingset…
But mah freedom of l33t speech!
Essess Kay Moskva
I'm expecting MST3K references. Don't let me down, edgelords.
How do you spell "Fighting Falcon" in Ukranian?
La Forge Gorwell.
John Paul II enters the chat.
Technically not Arabic numbers. Probably F-XVI would pass muster
I like it. I like it A LAWT.
Father Lawnchair Pilot.
Himars doesn't have numbers and sounds relativity normal