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noncredibledefense·NonCredibleDefensebyverity_kindle

Premise: Vegans are the Persians of 300 BC, but without their will to live. They have time traveled to the present. Please see post body for my defense.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19399286

1.) They go to war at the drop of a bronze helmet 2.) They rely on vast numbers to win, rather than tactics or strategy 3.) Fanatical loyalty of a central corps of elite soldiers keeps the rest of the army in check 4.) Eat a lot of chickpeas 5.) Usually win 6.) Elephants

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This is Deep Blue Hero Stuff, and not just for some billionaire.

Cliff's notes: Polaris Dawn splashes down near Key West with something rare- a 100% successful mission with no surprises. It was risky, especially the preparation and execution of the spacewalk. You can't treat decompression sickness on the Dragon capsule, so you have to make sure that no one in the crew of 4 has any nitrogen bubbles in their blood before venting the air and letting SPAAAACE into your spacecraft.

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noncredibledefense·NonCredibleDefensebyverity_kindle

Pyongyang Poop Parachute Perambulates to Presidential Palace

New frontiers in perimeter defense for South Korea, as presidential complex security finds a present from the Norks on the roof. "Citadel 3 to Citadel Actual, I need sawdust and a scraper at roof access sector 7." It's been quite a month for the reputations of presidential security services around the world. Which one would you MOST or LEAST want to join, even if you could write your own ticket?

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lms·Last Mod Standingbyverity_kindle

DPRK Dookie Deposits Defy Downtown Defenses

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16453721

South Korean private citizens send snack cakes, pamphlets, movies and K-Pop, North Korea's defense ministry sends (or strongly condones sending) dookie and trash, says that their deliveries represent how hard it is for the DPRK to get rid of their trash. I THINK WE KNOW who the real victims are here.

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lms·Last Mod Standingbyverity_kindle

BUTTER SHOULD BE KEPT COLD, YOU ANIMALS.

I was just standing at my counter, making pancakes, and it occurred to me: butter should be kept in the fridge or at least sealed up tightly in some sort of insulated container, because otherwise, you will get ants in your butter. Counter butter appears watery, as the heat causes the fats to separate from the water and protein in the butter. @[email protected] you post quality Scandinavian content and that offends me. You probably leave your butter OUT.

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hamradioeurope·Ham Radio Europebyverity_kindle
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tenforward·TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Namebyverity_kindle

This is only a low quality post if you would pick Stonn over Spock.

Forgive me, I can't post any images directly from Firefox/Android version of Lemmy and don't know htf to use image hosting yet. I want all of the Best Brains to come together for a moment of reflection. I just saw the episode of TOS in which Kirk, Spock and McCoy put their lives on the line against T'Pring the Spicy Senorita in a game of Horny Death Chess. Please, reflect: who would choose Stonn over Spock? Real estate and post code swagger worth having to "consort" with someone who is not your equal socially, aesthetically or intellectually? Was Stonn playing the long game to move up the social ladder? Was there a "Downton"-esque world of servants and farmers back on Spock's estates, just praying that T'Pring didn't take over The Manor?

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