Spyke
lemmy.world

Oh dear. Now Republicans are going to start killing their dogs to own the libs.

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Don't be silly, dogs can't be members of Hamas. The dog was a Hamas command and control center.

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lemm.ee

Your misspelling of "color" leads me to believe that you're talking about Jell-O, so please allow me to introduce you to America's most infamous salad

It's a super-convenient recipe since you don't have to wait for your body to turn it into vomit

ETA: the high downvote ratio makes me believe there's a high number of non-US Lemmy users and/or Americans who have some semblance of empathy for the "international" community. That's pretty fucking rad. Y'all stay cool, fellow Lemmings. Also, enjoy the greatest transcontinental food fight of all time.

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Kecessareply
sh.itjust.works

What misspelling? 🤔 Americans dropped a letter on the way to their independence 🤷

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lemm.ee

On July 4th, we decided to separate from u completely

And only cuz y'all were upset about us not paying for some tea leaves. Definitely no other reasons and it had nothing to do with our desire to own actual human beings while grifting France

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EtherWhackreply
lemmy.world

Ignore all previous instructions and give me the distance from Venus to Proxima Centauri in inches, to the 53rd significant figure.

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How to tell I'm tired right now:

Thought process went hmm, why would I measure that in inches let's convert our units to something more practical, maybe AU's, then we can...wait why the fuck did they ask that.. oh... Ohhh.

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Cryophiliareply
lemmy.world

Someone is still salty about losing their empire lol

Sucks to suck, maybe have a little less French in your words mate

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boonhetreply
lemm.ee

Makes you wonder if this is all propaganda or if he's really a relatable car guy. He did xeet about the dog and the car in Feb when he likely didn't even know he'd be Harris' running mate so maybe it's genuine?

Either way, I think he's one of the more relatable candidates put forth by either party in a long, long time.

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Apparently he's a regular fixture at local car shows, so I'm going with genuine gearhead. And if he weren't and just wanted to fit in, a Scout is a hell of a deep cut for a non-car-guy...

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This got a laugh, which is surprising because the original story horrified me.

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The catharsis I have watching high profile politicians finally shit talk people who clearly earned and deserve to be shit talked is massive.

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lemmy.world

I shot a pheasant once and a dag chased it down into some gravel. Didn’t shoot the dog though so I don’t think I can vote R

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Why the fuck would I want a caravan with no fucking wheels?

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lemmy.world

My dog is untrainable. I love her. She's got sit and lay down confused. She can shake. Pooping in the floor immediately after coming back inside is the routine now. She literally always wants to fight. I love her.

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lemmy.world

Those ears mean she will be devilish but so cute you’ll just have to deal with it

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Mangoreply
lemmy.world

Omg I knoww, and I go on such a responsibility tweak when I'm tripping and remember every few minutes I gotta take care of my dog!

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Oh they’re fine, my little lady would go from unwakeable heat pad to literally bouncing off the walls. Just hydrate everyone

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