The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.
Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid
My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.
Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.
Don't knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!
1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.
Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day...
I simp for railroads too! Most energy efficient method of moving anything over a distance too great to bicycle that exists (bikes and ebikes are the only thing more energy efficient per kilometer than trains. So I suppose I also simp for bikes now too)
Cow's milk actually robs you of calcium and on top of that your body isn't meant to digest animal milk of any sort after the first couple of years of your life. We just force it to for years after it's no longer a true necessity.
Cow’s milk actually robs you of calcium and on top of that your body isn’t meant to digest animal milk of any sort after the first couple of years of your life.
Despite all the calcium that dairy contains, some believe that its high protein content can cause osteoporosis.
The reason is that when protein is digested, it increases the acidity of the blood. The body then pulls calcium from the blood to neutralize the acid.
This is the theoretical basis for the acid-alkaline diet, which is based on choosing foods that have a net alkaline effect and avoiding foods that are “acid forming.”
However, there really isn’t much scientific support for this theory.
If anything, the high protein content of dairy is a good thing. Studies consistently show that eating more protein leads to improved bone health (4, 5, 6, 7).
Not only is dairy rich in protein and calcium, it’s also loaded with phosphorus. Full-fat dairy from grass-fed cows also contains some vitamin K2.
Protein, phosphorus and vitamin K2 are all very important for bone health (8, 9).
Summary
Not only is dairy rich in calcium, it also contains large amounts of protein and phosphorus, all of which are important for optimal bone health.
I'm sorry, does having genes that explicitly help in drinking milk beyond infancy not count? Not just one gene mind you, several genes, some of while evolved multiple times in different areas. How does that mean "we're not mean to drink milk after infancy"?
We domesticated grains and legumes around the same time, does this mean bread is bad for us? Are potatoes slowly killing everyone? Is chocolate evil? We're generalists and have a long history of scavenging, we're designed to eat whatever we can get including grass, dirt, and carrion. Our immune system and digestive system are both quite good at processing rotting meat compared to most mammals, and we're much more resistant to toxins too. Dogs are also generalists, yet we regularly eat large amounts of things that will kill them, like onions, garlic, and grapes. We enjoy the taste of natural pest control like mustard and capsaicin. Milk is a rare nutrient dense and safe food compared to what we were usually eating before agriculture.
About 68% of adults in the entire world lose their ability to fully digest lactose. There's also plenty of other things the body can't digest what-so-ever.
Honestly, this reminds me of the "facebook crisis": it's forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.
I mean I'd say it's substantially more appropriate for minors to be seeing pictures of guns than pictures of boobs, and hence why it makes sense that Facebook censors one but not the othet
One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a "weird cat" which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.
Not very science of you friendo. Drink a gallon and confirm whether or not this is true. Otherwise you're just spreading baseless propaganda and we only allow based propaganda in these here parts.
Anon said a carton of milk. While you could get a gallon of milk in a carton, it would be more reasonable to assume anon is drinking from a smaller carton — maybe even one of those single serving cartons like the ones from school lunches. Though, I guess it would be much weirder to be walking around while drinking a gallon of milk, so maybe you’re right.
Yeah, carton to me means a cardboard container, so something well less than a gallon. Honestly, the biggest carton I've seen is like a pint, which is a reasonable serving.
Depends on how its sold locally. I can get pints and half-pints of milk at the local gas station, even sold in your choice of white, chocolate, strawberry or a seasonal flavor
My experience of doing GOMAD disproves that, I've had plenty of occasions where I drank it in a single session instead of spreading it out through the day.. But it may or may not be possible if you aren't accustomed to drinking a gallon of milk every day
there are/were a lot of nomadic tribes in human history. All of them wanted to eat, or at least have a stable and significant source of calories. Most of them lived in semi-fertile land though, which was not fertile enough for wheat/corn. So what they did was take a goat, let it eat all of the grass/flowers that naturally grew, and it produced milk for the humans. This way, both humans and the goat could live.
Thanks for educating us. I guess we can safely say that milk drinking was considered acceptable by our ancestors due to their terrible desperation, much as cannibalism among stranded sailors is excusable.
Oat milk tastes way better without the whole torturing animals stuff and it isn't even that much more expensive. I really don't understand why people still drink cow milk.
As someone who generally enjoys drinking milk (I almost exclusively drink water but when I do indulge in other drinks its almost always a nice glass of milk, or a pint of milk for the road from the convenience store) I've tried oat milk and it tasted good, but just seemed to be missing some body. It tasted more like something I should mix into something else than drink on its own
The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.
Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid
I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.
Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.
Asterion build
Just in case it isn't sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.
Its like tree milk
Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?
?
Sure, if you are a baby cow
So it's only okay to be gay if I'm a baby cow?
It depends on how you drink it.
I still can't believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.
Weird criminals drink milk, normal people drink orange juice.
I prefer both, with breakfast.
A 50/50 mix wakes you up right.
Preferably not in the same cup, but I could get used to that if I had to.
How do you figure?
My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.
Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.
I can’t help but wonder if people were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?
Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?
I'd be too busy masturbating
absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me
Good question. I think I’d just avoid eye contact and laugh with my friends about it later.
No one was laughing, this is all fantasy in OOP's head
Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.
Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.
Dani the youtuber promotes milk
I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.
Half way would be pilk.
CHILK
The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!
(The CH comes from the chicken flavor)
no.
Tried that once. Put some milk in the Sodastream.
It was not successful.
Don't knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!
1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.
Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day...
Relevant video:
https://youtu.be/gHsDgdyN60o (51s long)
That's just unspoiled spoiled milk
OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.
You're right, we need water fountains with milk instead
That's what the hidden fask is for. Grade A Cambodian breast milk.
Don't they sell 1 pint cartons any more?
Found the milk industry guerilla propagandist!
I simp for railroads too! Most energy efficient method of moving anything over a distance too great to bicycle that exists (bikes and ebikes are the only thing more energy efficient per kilometer than trains. So I suppose I also simp for bikes now too)
Milk gives me spicy poops tho
Cow's milk actually robs you of calcium and on top of that your body isn't meant to digest animal milk of any sort after the first couple of years of your life. We just force it to for years after it's no longer a true necessity.
No
No one's forcing you to drink milk.
-- Source https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/is-dairy-good-for-your-bones
I'm sorry, does having genes that explicitly help in drinking milk beyond infancy not count? Not just one gene mind you, several genes, some of while evolved multiple times in different areas. How does that mean "we're not mean to drink milk after infancy"?
We domesticated grains and legumes around the same time, does this mean bread is bad for us? Are potatoes slowly killing everyone? Is chocolate evil? We're generalists and have a long history of scavenging, we're designed to eat whatever we can get including grass, dirt, and carrion. Our immune system and digestive system are both quite good at processing rotting meat compared to most mammals, and we're much more resistant to toxins too. Dogs are also generalists, yet we regularly eat large amounts of things that will kill them, like onions, garlic, and grapes. We enjoy the taste of natural pest control like mustard and capsaicin. Milk is a rare nutrient dense and safe food compared to what we were usually eating before agriculture.
your body is meant for you to digest anything possible
About 68% of adults in the entire world lose their ability to fully digest lactose. There's also plenty of other things the body can't digest what-so-ever.
[X] Doubt
Fucking vegan. Fuck off.
Childish comment.
If you don't like the attitude of my comment you're really not gonna like the attitude of New Year's administration.
A lot of people who made themselves dislikable to the childish majority are going to suffer.
Wait until you hear about the ultra processed fad. They make vegans look tame.
Milk is fucking delicious.
Cream and butter is even better!
Walking around eating a stick of butter should not be more socially acceptable, but it might be.
No love for buttermilk? Sure it's odd on its own, but in a scone, it's delicious.
Sure, I love scones but never knew they had buttermilk in them. Buttermilk koldskål is very delicious too!
That looks good! I happen to have some extra buttermilk laying around, so thanks kind stranger!
Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?
Have you no self respect, Anon?
We're jealous you can drink milk at all without shitting yourself violently.
I think my body started tolerating milk again! Yeah I ate way too much ice-cream this year
his mistake was that it wasn't beer (alcohol) /s
Honestly, this reminds me of the "facebook crisis": it's forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.
Because what will the kids think if they see a gun?
What do you mean with this?
I mean I'd say it's substantially more appropriate for minors to be seeing pictures of guns than pictures of boobs, and hence why it makes sense that Facebook censors one but not the othet
Ahh if that is how it is.
Then tell me: What will a kid think when seeing boobs?
Lunchtime?
Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.
Too many lactose intolerant people.
What's a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!
One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a "weird cat" which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.
Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that
Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.
Those actually come divided into 3 more bags inside that bag. So even weirder
He was milking them.
Not all of Canada newfoundland has cartons so does Montreal when I was there
They know you paid for a cow to be raped, anon. They know you're a nasty carnist
Lmao
no they didn't
Sounds fake but okay.
"God... It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice..."
Got milk?
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Obviously anon's mother never taught them not to drink straight out of the carton.
Extra fiber that way!
I think the thing is, you cannot drink a gallon of milk within some timeframe without puking. I forget where I heard that from...
Not very science of you friendo. Drink a gallon and confirm whether or not this is true. Otherwise you're just spreading baseless propaganda and we only allow based propaganda in these here parts.
Anon said a carton of milk. While you could get a gallon of milk in a carton, it would be more reasonable to assume anon is drinking from a smaller carton — maybe even one of those single serving cartons like the ones from school lunches. Though, I guess it would be much weirder to be walking around while drinking a gallon of milk, so maybe you’re right.
Yeah, carton to me means a cardboard container, so something well less than a gallon. Honestly, the biggest carton I've seen is like a pint, which is a reasonable serving.
Depends on how its sold locally. I can get pints and half-pints of milk at the local gas station, even sold in your choice of white, chocolate, strawberry or a seasonal flavor
My experience of doing GOMAD disproves that, I've had plenty of occasions where I drank it in a single session instead of spreading it out through the day.. But it may or may not be possible if you aren't accustomed to drinking a gallon of milk every day
The greentext specifies a carton, which suggests it's less than a gallon.
Pops did it
I'm not saying it's true; I'm saying it's something I have heard commonly; and it's my only guess as to why they were laughing.
The Grudge?
Jackass
Man child
Who pissed in your dry-ass Cheerios?
His inability to have milk. You get cranky when you can't have ANY dairy
Preach
YOU and I appreciate it because I'm lactose intolerant and can't afford plant milks
Imagine being weaker than a sugar molecule. 😂
OMG fr fr
the thought of putting some slaved animal's titty sweat into my mouth makes me legit want throw up ngl. How the fuck was that ever acceptable?
It's not sweat, it's closer to mucus and pus and it's delicious! 😋
Sure glad I read this over my bowl of cereal this morning.
Just look at it this way:
there are/were a lot of nomadic tribes in human history. All of them wanted to eat, or at least have a stable and significant source of calories. Most of them lived in semi-fertile land though, which was not fertile enough for wheat/corn. So what they did was take a goat, let it eat all of the grass/flowers that naturally grew, and it produced milk for the humans. This way, both humans and the goat could live.
How is that relevant to modern age? By that logic nothing is ick and everything is justifiable cause at some point it was ok with our ancestors 🥱
I literally answered your question?
Thanks for educating us. I guess we can safely say that milk drinking was considered acceptable by our ancestors due to their terrible desperation, much as cannibalism among stranded sailors is excusable.
I knew this 4chan communities are very pro spectrum but to take "ever" so literally is new peak lmao
oh lol random internet moment :-)
Oat milk tastes way better without the whole torturing animals stuff and it isn't even that much more expensive. I really don't understand why people still drink cow milk.
Yeah, well, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
As someone who generally enjoys drinking milk (I almost exclusively drink water but when I do indulge in other drinks its almost always a nice glass of milk, or a pint of milk for the road from the convenience store) I've tried oat milk and it tasted good, but just seemed to be missing some body. It tasted more like something I should mix into something else than drink on its own
I like almond milk, but have trouble finding the nipples.
milking cows isn't torture
They're perverts
Once you try a mother's milk, it makes a lot more sense.
I've tried but your mom is just not into it. Maybe you can put a word in for me
animals aren't slaves. comparing slaves to animals is what slavers do.
Everyone who downvoted you is a pervert and is trying to deny the fact they're ashamed of themself.
Exactly. Drinking animal milk is very weird and unethical.
There's a lot of foods that only became a thing because someone was really hungry.
or really stupid, I nearly ate a rock when I was little if my grandma didn't catch me first
Even if you ignore ethics it's just nasty lol there are other liquid fats that don't need to be squeezed out of a mammal