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wholesomegreentext·Wholesome GreentextbySjmarf

Anon loves fire trucks

::: spoiler Image Transcription (A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)

be me, 9

own a toy firetruck

god-i-fucking-love-my-fire-truck-.jpg

bring to show and tell

kids make fun of firetruck

go home tell dad

dad tells me not to worry about it

next day

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

"dad where are we going?"

"my friends want to meet you anon"

pull up to firehouse

dad told his firefighter friends what happened

get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen

get to honk real firetruck horn

my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck :::

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yurireply
pawb.social

i swear it wasn’t until i read your comment.

mods, how do i report a user for witchcraft and/or wizardry?

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lemmy.zip

Because the text is at a slight angle

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lemmy.world

A bigger win would have been to be taken to school in a firetruck

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Set the school on fire and make all the fire trucks come at the same time.

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Fulfilling your sonanon's dreams is worth more than a day at work, any day.

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Their dad seems cool. Wonder what went wrong and where that they ended up posting greentext?

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