Spyke

A Billion dollars or a woman over 40 that I haven't seen in 25 years?

It's adorable that you think a high school crush is that valuable. I'd probably still take the money at $1000.

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You can't buy love. But You can rent it, so I'm taking the billion.

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lemm.ee

I mean.. Just a crush? I'll take a billion

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IDewreply

I have not yet had female company, so I'll still take a billion

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Highschool crush is specifically a difficult choice for me considering I'm with her now. I can't answer this 😭

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With a billion I can help myself and everyone I know, crush only benefits me (and probably wouldn't last anyway)

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There are other people i can fall in love with. While money can not buy love or happines it is something most people need to worry about all their life. With a billion you would never need to again.

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Cool. She isn't my crush, so I will take the billion and buy your crush for pocket change.

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