Spyke
lemmy.world

tbf peak engineering usually survives without too much needed design changes. For instance, pencils and paper have looked the same for quite a while now. And the Dyson hand dryer's engineering is even peakier than those. It's so refined that I think it's reasonable that it'd keep the same form through the year 2255.

edit: I didn't think I needed this because I was comparing the invention of the Dyson hand dryer to the invention of the pencil... but uhhhhh... /s

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ummthatguyreply
lemmy.world

I thought most hand dryers were bacteria traps? Unless they've made some changes since.

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There is just a little transporter there, storing all pathogens in the pattern buffer. Patent goes to a Mister Oberin or something.

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P1nkmanreply
lemmy.world

Oh, they are. It'd be cleaner to lick the general toilet seat than to lick your finger after using one of these. I don't use them at all.

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ricdehreply
lemmy.world

Your hands are supposed to be clean from washing with soap and water. The dryer is just there to make your hands dry because moving around with wet hands isn't very comfortable.

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lemmy.world

But they rapidly suck air in from the surrounding area which means if someone flushes the poo partials are in the air and being blown on your hands.

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BakerBagelreply
midwest.social

Gonna let you know that paper towel dispensers aren't air tight, so they are every bit as contaminated as everything else in the bathroom

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Paper towels aren’t very good at sucking. If they were, they’d run out faster on the gent’s than Musk buys a social media company.

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This needs to be a Lower Decks episode.

Mariner: Why don't you use the Dyson dryer?

Boimler: Because they don't really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don't want to accidentally slice my hands off.

Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try.

Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off.

Beat

They both start screaming

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These dryers are no where near peak design. They are disgusting bacteria traps. If your conducting scientific experiments then maybe.

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They've already changed the design of these dryers so that the water from your hands is sprayed on the floor instead of collecting at the bottom of the dryer.

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lemmy.world

It was pointed out to me once that the engine room scenes were filmed in a brewery and now I can't unsee it.

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You're misremembering. The first one was the brewery. Into Darkness was the labs. The first one had the scene with Simon Pegg in the pipes between brewery tanks. Into Darkness has Pine go into the fusion lab to realign the warp core.

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lemmy.world

Guy on the right looks like he is drunkenly telling a story to his sober friend (never saw the movie so maybe Im right?)

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lemmy.world

If you post attention you can see the coolest forklift ever in one scene. It's able to drive sideways (useful for very wide objects).

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They use it again in the Kelvin Archives at the beginning of Into Darkness. Though, it's just driving straight. How boring.

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You reached the end