Ted Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump's vicious insults
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Missed opportunity for the title:
Ted Cruz in trouble after Pecker leaks at Trump trial...more at 11.
It reads like a radio DJ joke:
Ted Cruz Slammed By Pecker
*Destroyed
"Pecker is pain in Ted Cruz' ass."
Pecker revelation in court shames Ted Cruz.
The headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz's penis 🤢
Ted Cruz has a totally normal, human-style penis.
https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
You
humansand yourfeelings, always getting in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFF$$$Maybe try this one instead:
Can someone with no sense of shame actually be humiliated, though?
Kindof the Republican version of "If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?"
As melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
They might have been even more compelling headlines if they each ended with "in Cancun", but anyway.
Every article fits trump perfectly. It’s ALWAYS projection.
Cancun Cruze
Ted Cruz: “Being humiliated is my fetish!”
This pecker spilling beans!
New Lemmy motto just dropped!
"becoming the disgrace of the Lone Star State."
Hey, hey, hey, there's still Ken Paxton...
https://www.techdirt.com/2024/04/23/top-prosecutor-in-texas-doesnt-understand-court-rulings-celebrates-obvious-scotus-loss-as-a-win/
And Greg Abbott. There's plenty of shame to go around. Not that they are capable of shame, empathy, kindness, or other normal human feelings.
Texas sure has several strong contenders for being the biggest disgrace.
I don't think Ted Cruz can feel humiliation.
Rafael is a slug eating the nation's lettuces.
No one deserves humiliation more than ted.
Hey hey, no dead naming.
Rafael doesn't think that's a real thing, and we should respect that for him.
Sure thing . . . Ted
Except when the SCOTUS and state courts are ruling on modern cases. Like taking away women's rights.
More like Santorumoniously
Wait, what ? Trump's Pecker leaks ?
No, Ted Cruz's pecker started pouring out beans... 😭
I'm pretty sure that's Ted Cruz's only state of being
Ted Cruz is only one being and not many.
I got that reference
haven't you learned anything yet, teddy cruz cannot be humiliated by anything ever, it's not possible, he'd have to care what anyone thought of him, and he clearly only cares about retaining power at any cost. these schadenfreude bullshit headlines presupose people like cruz can be humiliated, and therefore attempt to suck in eyeballs to "feast on the joy of other misfortune". cruz couldn't give a single rat fuck about any of this, all he cares about is being re-elected, and as has been shown the monsters of the state of texas couldn't give a shit about it either.
You give him too much credit.
He's too stupid to understand he's being humiliated.
Cruz is a cuck
A lot of conservatives are. Think about the mindset. Conservatives crave authority. Authoritarianism, the strong man, a daddy figure even. That's the heart of conservatism. They want to follow something. They want someone to tell them what to do. It leads right into the fetish.
So, you no longer like watching your wife have sex with other men because trumpets coopted that word?
That sucks!
I assure you that Heidi calls the shots in that household.
He’s into it.
Pecker spills beans 8======D - - -
This Pecker is far too long for so few beans bein' spilled
And it couldn't have happened to a better person.