Spyke
lemmy.world

Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.

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You gotta make a decision

Leave tonight or live and die this way

(Love those lyrics)

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lemmy.ml

Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.

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Pretty sure that's the two finger salute, "As above, so below." Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.

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Well i was gonna answer 'cheese car', but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

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This was the one I was drawn to as well... The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he's the most normal one of the bunch.

"But, if I'm the most normal... I'm scared to death of society."

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I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

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It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.

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I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.

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Oh yes, it's the legendary kurkkumopo! If you know, you know.

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Yup, as much as I vibe with the doughnut, getting to the roof trunk is a nightmare in a single story building, and every turn risks a surprise roadtrip to a nearby window. It's much harder to upset the pickle, and it it can run on vinegar!

Pickle me!

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I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

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lemmy.world

Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

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If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

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I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.

I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

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Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.

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ouRKaoSreply
lemmy.today

I love the spaced out look on his face. It's a look that says "I'm purposefully, blissfully unaware of reality, and if you pop this carefully crafted bubble you will suffer the wrath of the elder gods."

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As long as there's bananas, everything is fine...

No bananas = villain origin story

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lemmy.world

I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!

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Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.

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What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.

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lemmy.world

Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing

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I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!

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TheOakTreereply
lemm.ee

Why have a sports cat when you can br cruising in a hot dog, or even better an entire wedge of cheese?

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Psythikreply
lemmy.world

Because it's more practical as a vehicle. It's more aerodynamic, probably more reliable since there will probably be parts available, and you won't get weird looks from other cars on the road.

Needless to say I was not a very imaginative kid. Guess that's what happens when you're raised by a down-to-earth, jerk of a father. I wasn't even allowed to believe in Santa.

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I think it's a whole lot easier to find some cheese or hot dog than parts for some weird metallic car, and if you don't care about aerodynamics it can't get you.

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there will probably be parts available

Yeah, about that...

Not for long, unfortunately.

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I like how the vehicles match the drivers: the mice driving the cheese mobile, the dog driving the hot dog mobile. etc.

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lemmy.world

I'd love to be the "very Scarry" but I'm afraid I'm driving a rhino, even though i despise clowns. We cherisho the old Richard Scarry books my wife brought with. You wanna see some other cute/interesting stuff? Search for "Rien Poortvliet gnomes" - another treasure from my wife's library.

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OMG. I haven’t seen these images in like 20 years. My cousin loved these.

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lemmy.ml

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Gay

Reporter, please show us in the Lemmy Code of Conduct where being gay is a reportable offense. And anyway, the gays don’t have a monopoly on having things driven up their asses.

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Rhynoplazreply
lemmy.world

I don't know, the apple and the doughnut look a little intimidating to me, but more power to ya!

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I'm thinking the broomstick is going to be more trouble. That turns into toothpicks and ouchy ouchy.

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Akasazhreply
feddit.nl

Not gonna yuck your yum, but for the sake of my vivid mental imagery I'll request you let the cute animal passengers exit before the act.

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