I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.
I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it's diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.
The classics:
I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.
I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it's diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.
Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe's bar ..
Hello is there an Amanda there?
Uh .... I don't know, let me check.
Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.
OK ..... HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? .... AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS!!!???
bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?
Maybe your standards are too high!
Maybe he saw the movie Porky's https://youtu.be/VjnpqFXuNzc
Sounds like a great workplace.
Such a classic.
Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:
X Æ A-12
That’s just cruel
The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.
Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt
Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar ...
IS THERE AN IMA HERE????? IMA!!!???? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt????
Peter File
Heywood Jablome
McLovin
I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week
Did u check his ID, make sure he's 18 ?
Terry Wrist for a friend
Peter Ian Staker for myself
Al Kyder and Terry Wrist
The Chasers War on Everything
https://yt.cdaut.de/watch?v=4wK_yQ6p8hU&local=true
Does Terry Fly alot?
He does, despite the trouble you normally have when your name is Terrence.
This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name 'Porl' instead of 'Paul'.
porl
McLovin
Super McBatman
cock wizard
John Goff (his friends call him Jack)
Thurman Merman.
Max Wood
I actually know a "Max Johnson"
Torb Borbson
Hugh Jass
Dick Cock
Go ahead. Change his destiny.
I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy
I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.
Donald J Trump
Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)
Donald Trump
Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus
Raj Patel.
Johan Dandifop.
Sukha Madeek
Bort
Simpsons' writers running out of prank call materials, here to farm
Trevor Corey
Randy Lehey
(Trailer Park Boys reference)
Myfriends Now Injail
Yorak hunt. Sanjay Adams
LOL Clamydia
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LOL they're real
Streetlamp Le Moose
Peter File
EDIT: Source "The IT Crowd"