shittydarksouls·ShittyDarkSoulsbyThe Picard Maneuver Retirement planView original on lemmy.world339Comments25Reply
EEvil_Shrubbery lemm.ee4Hide 4 repliesI would absolutely LOVE to retire to Majula!! Settle in a house between a sweet cat, and a hot blacksmiths daughter? Gorgeous views? Dodgy memory makes days go by faster? It's the dream. My soul memory.22Reply
EEvil_Shrubbery replylemm.eeOmg, yes!! It's perfect, I can hear it now. Gonna run the game & just leve it there, the closest I'm getting to retiring anyway.4Reply
dindonmasker replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyHopefully by that time there are EEGs mind reading controllers for old gamers that can't play with controllers or something.10Reply
rockerface 🇺🇦 replylemm.eeThere are already things like that, hopefully they'll become widespread and accessible at some point3Reply
RRedditMobileMyAss replydiscuss.tchncs.deThat’s why I’m practicing by learning how to play while high now.5Reply
ttombruzzo lemm.eeTbh this is probably when I'll get around to my powerstanced UGS vitality maxing run14Reply
nnot_that_guy05 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIf my kids have kids, I can't wait until I dunk on their asses on fps.9Reply
PPaddzr replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIt's DS2 The sheer fact you don't know this is a sin. Go play it. Honestly, it's "the worst dark souls" but that puts it in the top 10 of games I replay.7Reply
CubitOom replyinfosec.pubDude it was a joke. Ds2 is great although it starts out pretty hard. I'm actually finishing up sotfs, trying to 100% it but having a hard time with fume knight...might come back to him later2Reply
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I would absolutely LOVE to retire to Majula!!
Settle in a house between a sweet cat, and a hot blacksmiths daughter? Gorgeous views? Dodgy memory makes days go by faster?
It's the dream. My soul memory.
Plus the music.
Omg, yes!! It's perfect, I can hear it now.
Gonna run the game & just leve it there, the closest I'm getting to retiring anyway.
While you slowly forget everything, even who you are.
It's just a nice thought to do it with a view.
Osteoarthritis might have other plans
We'll be moving the characters with our minds by then
Hopefully by that time there are EEGs mind reading controllers for old gamers that can't play with controllers or something.
There are already things like that, hopefully they'll become widespread and accessible at some point
That’s why I’m practicing by learning how to play while high now.
Tbh this is probably when I'll get around to my powerstanced UGS vitality maxing run
Good luck with that reaction time.
And trouble using a controller due to arthritis.
Praise the sun
at "The Setting Sun Retirement Home" - Bear with us and Seek Seek Lest
Fashion Souls Berserk
You guys are getting a retirement?
No
If my kids have kids, I can't wait until I dunk on their asses on fps.
That's living the dream!
Playing Half Life 3. AKA never retiring.
Is that the prepare to die edition?
It's DS2
The sheer fact you don't know this is a sin. Go play it. Honestly, it's "the worst dark souls" but that puts it in the top 10 of games I replay.
Dude it was a joke. Ds2 is great although it starts out pretty hard. I'm actually finishing up sotfs, trying to 100% it but having a hard time with fume knight...might come back to him later
I plan on leading my horde of minions in the waterwars.