Spyke
xan1242reply
lemmy.ml

Hey Shadow, what do you think of this guy's cock?

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yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

its funnier today

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I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

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terwn43lpreply
lemmy.world

i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

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mPonyreply
lemmy.world

maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

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"Alright! Back to 1 everybody!! Get those ice-packs ready.... aaaaaannnd... ACTION!!"

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Oh, don’t feel bad. I would’ve laughed at you just as much yesterday.

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Holy shit mate. No concussion? Happy to hear you’re doing better today.

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0opsreply

Oh shit I did that detailing a model x once. Stupid gullwing doors

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A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to the belt.

The bar tender asks, "What's up with the wheel?"

The pirate responds, "ARR, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

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lemmy.world

Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we're already friends.

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Hjalmarreply
feddit.nu

thank you (-:

However that doesn't really make sense on the internet

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Hjalmarreply
feddit.nu

And I like you, friendly person on the internet

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lemmy.world

I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!

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Hjalmarreply
feddit.nu

I'm having a good time, thanks for asking! (: take car

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lemmy.world

My daughter told me she was getting paper from the other room to draw on, and as she ran off I replied "Sounds ink-credible!"

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Hjalmar is right. Good for them. Being randomly friendly is fucking decent.

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Hell yes we should. It’s good for the communities and it’s even better for ourselves.

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But what about all those lovely 7+ paragraph diatribes we get instead? Lol

But yes, it can really sour my day just to have someone comment something halfway mean-- more positivity would be nice.

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Well, I can neither confirm or deny that I'm a nice person but people do sure say nice things about me (just look at almost any comment on this post). But I can confirm that you are a nice person

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lemm.ee

That is a great idea 👍. Thank you for making Lemmy an even more positive place. I

'm still not sure what a language comment is.

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ooh, i'm really surprised that it took 103 comments for someone to point that out (I fixed it)

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Great idea, so simple yet you're the only one who actually thought of this. You rock!

  • 2 months later *

Lemmy gave me cavities

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On Reddit I would be sarcastic, cheeky, blunt and arrogant. Only because everyone else is on there.

But here the community is nicer already. Even so, I want this place. to be a better place. So even if someone on lemmy is the above descriptors, I'll always be kind.

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Will bring out the good biscuits, and heat up the kettle for us all.

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While your comment doesn't fit with the request made by op, i appreciate your contribution which made me and a few others interact with this post.

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Hjalmarreply
feddit.nu

What's the difference? To be onest I only realised that it is shower thought and not show your thought a few days ago

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Shower thoughts tend to be deep sounding. Some times they're good ideas to ponder, others can fall apart of you think too deeply.

Like, "Why don't we attach solar panels to cars?" People can go on lots of reasons why it's a good idea, bad idea, etc.

Where yours, there's no real depth to it. It might as well have been posted on casual conversations or a community post.

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Imo there's no need for it to be "random." Just add to the discussion in a friendly, supportive way.

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I had a date last night. It was great.

Tonight I plan on having a grape.

(My ex wife laughed when I told her this)

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Hjalmarreply
feddit.nu

I've already joined! Amazing community 😀

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slrpnk.net

You're very wholesome OP, we need more people like you 😁

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Hjalmarreply
feddit.nu

Well I'm probably not the most wholesome person here, I just happened to get ~100 wholesome comments on this post

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Sounds like a great idea, I'll definetely leave one :з

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