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lemm.ee

I remember in school a friend drank out of a glass vodka bottle. He was always so nonchalant about it too hah

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dingusreply
lemmy.world

How did you manage to clean out all the syrup

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Yeah, I recommend filling up the bottle about 1/3 to 1/2 full with a good ratio of dish soap to water, capping it, then shaking vigorously! That usually dislodges anything hard to reach, especially like those handle areas.

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PatFustyreply
lemm.ee

Wait, it's weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend

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Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.

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lemmy.world

I've done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.

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Voyajerreply
lemmy.world

I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.

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Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.

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If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn't notice. And you're never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It's like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.

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Methylated spirits, aka denatured alcohol in former commonwealth

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lemmy.world

My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent's cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead

He vomited later that night

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a small bottle of vegetable

Was 'vegetable' intended to be an adjective for an omitted word here? I can't think of many vegetables which come in bottles...

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RaoulDookreply
lemmy.world

That was the jar of poisoned vegetables, what kind of jabroni doesn't know that?

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lemmy.world

I used an empty wiper fluid bottle as s drinking bottle in a party. It wasn't the best idea since people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol neat and getting an alcohol poisoning.

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people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol

Most windshield wiper fluid contains methanol, not ethanol. Methanol is much more toxic than ethanol. A few milliliters can cause permanent blindness, and a few more can be fatal.

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Those are illegal to sell here. Proper alcoholics here used to drink the strongly denatured ethanol based windshield wiper fluids, but now they prefer the less strongly denatured hand sanitizers.

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The only downside is how badly these bottles seal when using thin liquids

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lemmy.world

Man, that can not be good for you in large quantities. Better share some with me just in case.

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At ugly sweater parties I put my cocktails into a syrup bottle and dress like an Elf 🙂

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I saw a YouTube video years ago where someone replaced the mayo in a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and then went out in public to eat it. The looks they got were hilarious.

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