idunnololz lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThis would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end. be me balls deep in milf guy catches me drags me out of bed by my foot cuts my dick with a knife couldn't walk for 2 years 0 yo 86Reply
AAmerica replysh.itjust.worksHell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.64Reply
DDe_Narm replylemmy.world12Hide 12 repliesJust for good meassure I've searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it's an acronym. Most definitions just say 'attractive older woman'.25Reply
PPunnyName replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesWhich is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days! Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore..15Reply
SSpaceNoodle replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesNo, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.25Reply
aacockworkorange replymander.xyz1Hide 1 replyYou're right. American Pie corroborates your findings.2Reply
EEldritchFemininity replylemmy.blahaj.zoneWhat, you think he came outta the pussy drawing Mozart? At age 6, he was born without a mouth.11Reply
hhemko replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyMale genital mutilation, or Circumcision in American English70Reply
HM King Charles III DG FD replyfeddit.ukIn America and other Muslim countries, they mutilate the genitals of baby boys upon being born23Reply
PPatFusty replylemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesFirst step of being a real man is getting your dick cut clean off. Everybody knows that10Reply
ivanafterall replykbin.social1Hide 1 replyA real man would never have had the dick to begin with.6Reply
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This would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end.
My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll
Couldn’t walk for 2 years is a good enough hint that it’s a newborn.
You just call your own mom a milf...?
Hell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.
Just for good meassure I've searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it's an acronym. Most definitions just say 'attractive older woman'.
Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!
Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore..
No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.
Where?
In your city.
THOSE ADS WERE REAL!?
well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!
I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.
Yes it is, she's a mother
You're right. American Pie corroborates your findings.
His name is Oedipus.
Freud thought so
I bet you also cried. What a cuck
Didn’t learn to walk until age 2?
What, you think he came outta the pussy drawing Mozart? At age 6, he was born without a mouth.
Male genital mutilation, or Circumcision in American English
In America and other Muslim countries, they mutilate the genitals of baby boys upon being born
First step of being a real man is getting your dick cut clean off. Everybody knows that
A real man would never have had the dick to begin with.
your body is touching a dick 24/7. super gay
Circumcision
what is this google ass font
Calls his own mom a milf. Most sane 4channer.
That is NOT a proper Haiku. 5-7-5, dude!
Been there
Is the MHLF....his own?