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lemm.ee

Nope not getting doxxed today ๐Ÿ‘

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lugalreply

11001001

Damn, was that a trick? It's my real name! Now you know I'm from Bynaus and not from earth

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Haha, that's wild.

Hey, what about your pets name and your mother's maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn't that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else's answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.

And just really quick. Who's your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

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sh.itjust.works

Just make up initials to make a funny name. Nobody needs to know that your real name is Jeremy Crawford

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Omg thats such a Shane Grantham from Shamrock Tennesee thing to say

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I've been on the internet long enough with the same name that I'm sure you could find me if you wanted.

I'll be under the name Monkey Long.

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kbin.social

Oh wow, i totally missed that bit. I really don't read so good while this sleep deprived it seems.

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lemmy.world

What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?

Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?

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Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.

No clue what a "Ronkey Bong" might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you're trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.

Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that's held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because "I've had it since college, it was my first".

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Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.

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lemm.ee

There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.

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kbin.social

Its the most common non-human ape name, like being called Mohammed Wang is for us.

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I'm currently crying laughing at "Mohammed Wang," just wanted you to know that. I think that's gonna be added to the "fake names I go by sometimes" list along with Rusty Shackleford and a few others I'll neglect to disclose here.

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RGB3x3
lemmy.world

Gonkey Wong.

I don't know what a Gonkey is, but I do know what a Wong is.

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There is at least one person named Fonkey Song thanks to this

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lemmy.world

Yes but.... Um... What do you do if your last name is just 3 letters and doesn't have any consonants?

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