I’m truly honored Maven, here is an axiom for you: He who don’t eat ass never got his ass properly eaten!
I lost my v-card when I was 15 with a school classmate, we dated for dunno 6 months. She was my same age and obsessed with sex and cosmo magazines, she knew all the tricks, she was a really patient teacher and a really good ass eater. Unfortunately she was really possessive and we broke up in less than 6 months. She thought I would practice what she taught me on other girls or something, I was 14/15, I just wanted to stay up late playing Magic the Gathering with my other classmates without having a jealousy fit on the phone.
So her worst fear came true, and now I’m out there, looking for asses to eat, so better cover with your tail like a scared dog or scram when you see me!
The only thing for me left to say is: them asses ain’t gonna eat themselves!!
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"Literally eating ass for 14 years" should be on a T-shirt
I'd say it's a case by case basis depending on who's wearing it
This is the wholesome content we ought to be highlighting on the fediverse. Thanks OP
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Want to give an acceptance speech?
I’m truly honored Maven, here is an axiom for you: He who don’t eat ass never got his ass properly eaten! I lost my v-card when I was 15 with a school classmate, we dated for dunno 6 months. She was my same age and obsessed with sex and cosmo magazines, she knew all the tricks, she was a really patient teacher and a really good ass eater. Unfortunately she was really possessive and we broke up in less than 6 months. She thought I would practice what she taught me on other girls or something, I was 14/15, I just wanted to stay up late playing Magic the Gathering with my other classmates without having a jealousy fit on the phone. So her worst fear came true, and now I’m out there, looking for asses to eat, so better cover with your tail like a scared dog or scram when you see me!
The only thing for me left to say is: them asses ain’t gonna eat themselves!!
Well said!
Now I suddenly want a flair functionality on Lemmy to give that guy a site-wide "literally eating ass for 14 years" flair
I'm not sure if it's just a boost thing, but I was able to give the guy a site-wide tag:
Devs please help
Boost thing 😂
Munch that butt
Reminded me of this thread from 6 months ago, finally found it.
https://lemmy.world/comment/2241995
Lemmy is rapidly becoming a repository of information about the art and science of eating ass, and I couldn't be happier.
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