Spyke
lemmy.ca

Like he and Merry wouldn't have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

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Its bc Pippin is also the President of the United States

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sh.itjust.works

What could be shoot that he didn't already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it's not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

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ryathalreply
sh.itjust.works

A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.

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Yeah but with the higher reload time, he might not have been ready for the first shot.

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takedareply
lemmy.world

He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle...

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Honestly, it seems like he'd have about equal stopping and slower fire rate.

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lemmy.ca

And it's not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

I agree, but I still think someone should have tried. Even if it didn't kill him there's a giant gulf between not killing him and doing nothing.

This applies more to Voldemort than to the eye of Sauron tbh. Ofc he has horcruxes blah blah blah but if they just got an SAS sniper to shoot a 50 cal sniper round at him from a mile out - again, I'm not saying it would kill him but... would it have done nothing? All I'm saying is there's a thing called due diligence and they should have at least tried.

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monyet.cc

He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.

And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.

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That's an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page's worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

"Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment."

:-P

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Sauron was watching for that though. It's easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

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lemmy.today

Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle... and an armored SUV

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Sotuandusoreply
lemm.ee
  1. They can outrun the black riders.
  2. The black riders alert the witch-king.
  3. They can't outrun the fellbeast.

So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:

  1. They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways.
  2. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they'd have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.)
  3. They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them.
  4. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie.
  5. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
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  1. They call in Gandalf in his A10 Thunderbolt II (because the eagles didn't have a 30mm GAU-8 Avenger). Drops a paveway on the Black Gate and dumps 1,174 30mm slugs and a few clusters of hydra 70mm rockets into the horde.
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armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.

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Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.

Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.

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Sippy Cupreply
lemmy.world

I'm kinda sad it's a normal size rifle. He's a Hobbit it should be huge

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My party does not care for me at all.

I'm an assassin not a crazed elf.

What's the difference. Well ones a job and the other is a mental sickness.

Gibliy put frodo on the communication spell.

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lemmy.world

Lord of the rings but the giant eagles are stealth bombers.

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There must be room in the world for a high budget “Mordor vs USA” parody movie.

Or maybe a 30 second comedy video.

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Reminds me of the sniper in saving Private Ryan.

Put me within 1 mile of the furer, you can pack it up boys, wars over, we going home

Or something like that

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So did he shoot a bunch of songs and pages of description too?... Cool, cool I mean I'd pay to see Tom Bombadil got shot in the dick ...

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ryathalreply
sh.itjust.works

It's largely the same as the movie. The big difference would be the battle outside Minas tirith, the battle gets glossed over when the boats arrive with a regular army. He probably didn't kill an elephant singlehandedly.

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Sniper Legolas would make some things easier, hunting the uruks would end with them all being shot well before fangorn. If he had infinite ammo, he probably would have taken out a huge chunk of orcs at helms deep before the seige.

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Zinkreply
programming.dev

Yeah but with the ancient elvish magic and longevity and blah blah and wave of the hands annnd his ears are fine!

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He just kills Tom Bombadil and then throws the rifle away, doesn't like the smell.

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lemmy.world

loll this is also what i think if they just used the eagles logically

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Joereply
lemmy.knocknet.net

Use the eagles? You don't just USE the Eagles. They are intelligent beings. They don't submit to the will of anyone. They kindly risked their lives toward the end, and only because things had escalated already.

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