Spyke
lemm.ee

So the mug is the best choice by far, due to its universe-breaking abilities surrounding temperature. Setup a Stirling engine on that for infinite power.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I do have to admit it's a bit disheartening to post that pic, and then people react to it by looking how to use the objects to 'hack' the nature of reality.

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Isoprenoidreply
programming.dev

OP: "Hey, guys! Here are some objects that hack the nature of reality."

Posters: *Uses them to further hack the nature of reality, just in other ways*

OP:

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Kind of, lol. But you can see the difference in the type of hacking. The objects are only meant to hack your own, private reality. That's what the picture is meant to address, that aspect of our lives that can't be translated into external and/or mechanical utility.

Besides, the issue of energy scarcity that the replies are working off could be fixed or at least minimised through realistic technological and political/economic solutions, with no need for magical objects that defy the laws of physics. But no law or real invention can be guaranteed e.g. to give you good dreams.

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Isoprenoidreply
programming.dev

The objects are only meant to hack your own, private reality.

So they induce a kind of psychosis? Ah, sweet. Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension. 😜

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literature.cafe

I mean, that magic candle single handedly gives hope for reversing universal entropy. Everything else might be personally fulfilling but that thing could be the key to preventing the heat death of the universe.

Which would be pretty personally fulfilling too imo.

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Cruxusreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

mein freund, some of us prefer to focus on extracting the most material value out of these hypothetical objects, simply because we want to. it's fun to imagine the possibilities with the infinite energy from the candle and the mug.

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lemmy.wtf

material value

I think that's the point that they're making: it's supposed to be about which object of immense EMOTIONAL value would make people the happiest, and then a lot of people make it about their material value in stead.

As much as I understand their disappointment, though, Lemmy of all places is so full of nerds and geeks (said with love as a geek myself) who know a lot about technical stuff that it was pretty much bound to happen..

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Yes, thank you :D (I mean, of course I'm exaggerating a bit by claiming I'm disappointed, it's more of a... "conceptual" disappointment)

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I was in a band called Conceptual Disappointment. We had excellent stage design, but the music was mediocre at best.

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I think infinite energy would create muuuch more happiness for so many more people. But i direct happiness cheats are easier to understand i guess.

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That was my realization when I invited people to my minecraft server and saw people dig a whole and breed cows just to kill them for xp, while I was over there giving them grass and water and a nice fence

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Linutoreply
lemmy.world

I dont know how much energy you'd get per hour from a hot mug though. I'm much more intrigued by a blanket that would keep you safe in the arctic as well as the Sahara.

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Godortreply
lemm.ee

It depends on how you define the words "drink" and "warm". If "drink" includes something like molten tungsten, and "warm" includes 6200F then you can get a bunch of energy out of it

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Linutoreply
lemmy.world

I did not consider a 6200F heavy metal to be a hot drink.

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lemmy.ca

Not all liquid moving near the throat is drinking. Drowning, for example, isn’t drinking. It has to be ingested using swallowing muscles, etc. Molten lava would disintegrate the perimeter of your mouth and throat. That’s “drinking” like a shotgun to the face is “eating”.

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That’s “drinking” like a shotgun to the face is “eating”.

Would that make Kurt Cobain the 1994 Seattle speed eating champion?

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If "drink" includes something like molten tungsten, and "warm" includes 6200F

Only on Lemmy would you encounter such lunacy and I love it! 😂❤️

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Klearreply
sh.itjust.works

Who would pick being safe in the arctic when an antidote for existential dread is right there?

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I recently got put on new meds that give me really vivid dreams that I remember. They’re not bad dreams, but they’re not really good dreams either. It’s the worst.

I’d love a pillow like that right now.

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The blanket too, it keeps whatever it covers at 36.5~37.5 °C.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

They need to buff the candle. Stress is almost impossible? Lol watch me.

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snowereply
programming.dev

Candle that never burns out means fire in a vacuum. Pretty powerful stuff.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

favorite mug is the best for breaking the laws of physics and generating infinite energy - though the blanket and the candle also have infinite heat, the mug would be the most versatile, as you could fill it with a super-hot liquid, then treat it like an RTG, generating electricity from the temperature difference between the mug and its environment. use the mug as your spaceship's power supply, and you'll never even need big honkin photovoltaic panels !

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feddit.it

I love how this post was meant to be cozy, and the first thing you think of is breaking reality.

I would pick the candle!

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Yeah infinite energy source was my first thought as well (mug/candle). Might be able to come up with some amazing uses for the blanket as well.

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With the blanket you can walk on the sun though. (Assuming that you won't get crushed by gravity)

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Hate to burst your bubble, but the favorite mug is actually just a perfect insulator. Energy go in, energy no come out.

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lemm.ee

... Where do I buy this bear?

I got a lot of emptiness

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Put Magma in the mug

Place the mug under a large water tank

Use it to spin a turbine

Attach alligator clips to my balls

Good old infinite energy

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yeah, hook the mug up to a generator for a post-scarcity future

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neoreply

With the blanket you basically no longer need heating

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max
lemmy.blahaj.zone

treasure stone pleaseee i got the bad axniety >< i would mind the bear eithrr mrrp

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Fuck the rest that pillow is the only way to go. Dreaming means I hit REM every night which means I am better at most of the other times almost automatically

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I will literally settle for just one quality of one of these. Give me the "perfect temperature blanket," I don't even care if it's soft or the right size. If it somehow stabilized my temperature so it didn't feel like it fluctuated 20⁰ every hour, I would sleep like a baby

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Take the blanket, move to Antarctica with laptop and star link, never be bothered again.

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If not for the "almost", I'd have chosen the candle for sure, but as long as it's not COMPLETELY impossible, my ADHD/anxiety combo is GOING to find something to stress about.

So yeah, I'm going to go with the treasure stone and hope people don't get the wrong idea about me fiddling in my pocket at high pressure moments 😁

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lemmy.world

Good dream pillow, basically doubling my percieved livespan, potentially more depending on how dream time relates to real life time.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

If I was a fae creature, I'd get the endless candle so I could lure people to my hut in the forest and they would not get a sense of danger at all (assuming everyone around the candle can also feel the effects by smelling it)

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variantsreply
possumpat.io

Especially with the meme-alia feature bringing endless memes into their mind to sooth them

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MTK
lemmy.world

Damn, usually these challenges are pretty bad and there's only one or two good options so it makes choosing easier but this one is horrible becuase everything is amazing. I want it all!

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neoreply

Take the stone first. Then have the courage to grab the rest. :)

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bear and pillow seem to have the most utility -- having 100% good dreams must be incredibly blissful. but i do feel empty often as well

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

The fact that the pillow won't help my awful insomnia (or help you fall asleep in general) makes it so close to being the best choice to me, but it falls short in the most frustrating way.

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Technically it says every night not every sleep it gives you good dreams, so either you'll be forced asleep so you can dream or you'll have pleasant day dreams while you lie awake at least.

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The others have cool abilities, but I'd take the Treasure Stone - I'm anxious when it comes to confrontation and speaking, so something I could hold onto to make me more confident in myself would be a godsend.

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neoreply
feddit.de

How do you replicate the stone?

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The pillow... Sleep is my nemesis.

Unless the blanket does away with menopausal hot flashes. I'm not near that age, but I dread them still.

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lemmy.world

Unspoken curses of each item:

Magic blanket - you will never get to taste a cold drink or feel a cool breeze again

Good dream pillow - you will be asleep every hour of sundown to sunrise

Cuddly bear - you will always feel empty when you are not hugging it

Endless candle - you will never feel stressed enough to feel the need to be productive again

Favorite mug - you will never get your hot drinks back

Treasure stone - you will progressively devolve into a narcissist the more you touch it

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Yeah, Sleeping Beauty was supposed to be suffering under a curse. Sleeping for 100 years sounds great to me.

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Blankets curse would suck but pillows would be great, less time in reality yes please. Bears curse is already a thing so whatever. Endless candles curse? Just vibe stress free and then have a nice stress free suicide when I'm out of money? Honestly sounds ideal. Good curses on mug and stone tho

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its hard to not game the physics with these kind of choices.

but personally i'd go with the candle or the pillow. i'd pay anything to directly improve my mental health than anything else

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the mug so I can put plasma in it and boom infinite energy

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The pillow. I would have peace. Probably wouldn't stop sleeping though, then lose my job.. hmmm maybe not.

Tough call.

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lemmy.world

Try a lighter blanket and a heavier sheet. A good set of flannel sheets will help regulate temperatures.

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I’d kill for that mug if it could also keep drinks cold

I make iced lattes every morning and use a mug for it, and I’d kill for it to stay cold for more than 5 minutes without adding so much ice it becomes weak

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I already have the bear so I'd go with the blanket. I'm always just a bit too cold.

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Blanket for sure. You could travel anywhere and not worry about the temperature. Even if you ended up homeless you could sleep anywhere.

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cuddly bear cause I hate feeling empthy at times, favorite mug cause I am going to put a very hot liquid in it. Than harvest the heat energy that the mug uses to keep the liquid warm, to ensure that the maximum amount of energy is created to preserve the temperature I am going to put it in the fridge. Infinite energy source. 👍

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Omg gimme dat blanket!

I love my electric blanket already. It gets too hot sometimes though. Magic blanket I can bring outside!

We practically already have that mug. I have to put ice in my tea so I can drink it before the next 5 hours. 🤣

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lemm.ee

Endless candle would be good for battlefield imagine new recruits not having to go through stress and just straight up function as they were trained. Probably removes PTSD or reduce the chances.

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Well, nah - stress is "almost impossible". Which means that it is possible, and with disorders it wouldn't work at all most likely. Without it being 100% every time, I don't think it is worth discarding other items.

As for functioning as they were trained - the bravery stone would be better I think. Stress is a great motivator, couple that with complete and utter bravery and you have an army that never routes

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Using the cute, magic anti-anxiety gift to get better at fighting wars sounds like the most dystopian thing lol

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Of course the candle, as it will solve climate change.

If it can never burn out, you can divide it infinitively, and create infinite flames powering infinite generators.

Never say always ;D

Also the favourite mug would be an infinite power generator too

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I'll choose the mug, make super disgusting health drink meals in it so it tastes good but is super healthy.

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lemmy.ca

I can't tell if this is accidentally reminiscent of Omori or deliberately reminiscent of Omori

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