I have a plan that could lead to legalisation of weed under the current Indian regime.

As all of us know, weed is highly praised in Hindu scriptures and is also considered as the food of gods, but was banned under pressure during the Rajiv Gandhi government in the 1980s.

We can utilise this to convince the most intelligent species of apes in India through the trusted sources of WhatsApp University by spreading rumours of how banning of weed is a conspiracy by the congress government to undermine Hindu religion and portray its rituals in bad light.

Personally, I find this unethical but desperate times do call for desperate measures.

p.s. this is a shitpost & I mean no offence.