Meant to send my parents a screenshot of an upcoming movie I thought they'd enjoy. (Mickey 17 in case you're wondering)

Accidentally sent a pic of UB i threw out that I thought was contamination with a clump of mycelium... Before I could recall/delete she responded within seconds...

Mom: "Don't eat that-I'll make fresh rice for you."

Fortunately she doesn't know about UB Tek, but she's upset I'm not using the fancy Korean rice cooker she bought me.

They're illegal, because they open you up to the possibility that everything you know is wrong.

I have a plan that could lead to legalisation of weed under the current Indian regime.

As all of us know, weed is highly praised in Hindu scriptures and is also considered as the food of gods, but was banned under pressure during the Rajiv Gandhi government in the 1980s.

We can utilise this to convince the most intelligent species of apes in India through the trusted sources of WhatsApp University by spreading rumours of how banning of weed is a conspiracy by the congress government to undermine Hindu religion and portray its rituals in bad light.

Personally, I find this unethical but desperate times do call for desperate measures.

p.s. this is a shitpost & I mean no offence.

Hello everyone, I'm here seeking for someone's help or explanation on what happened to me during my first DMT trip. If this shit is real, please contact me! I had the experience 1 month ago... I'm still shocked how it happened...

Due to trauma from a skateboard I had incurable tritanopia for over 4 yrs, but I can also admit that I haven't looked anywhere in abroad to try to cure my tritanopia since I'm 22 yrs old rn and haven't had much money back then to be able to afford any treatments or doctors. I have only looked in CIS countries for a cure which I couldn't find and that was it, I gave up on looking.

I tried DMT vape on my last trip to Thailand, I'm a big stoner, so I know wtf is a trip and how to calm myself and try controlling any kinda trips under any drugs to enjoy it, so this is what I was doing!
After I took a few hits of the vape and chilled a bit with my homies, I tried to close my eyes for a minute since everything was kinda shaking/moving around me and as soon as I closed my eyes to relax and calm myself I saw many hundred eyes forming a tunnel somewhere... I followed this tunnel, but I was so fucking scared coz I've never experienced nothing like this from LSD or any other synthetic/chemical drugs... So long story short I met some creature inside this tunnel and he offered me his eyes, but in exchange I will have to serve in afterlife (whatever it means), he was intellectual 10-15 foot long black shaped creature with a face in his stomach but no eyes, his eyes were around him, flying and forming a tunnel (which I was following all my trip). He explained in some unknown language to me about consequences which might follow if I will try to cheat and gave me 5 rules which I should follow in order to maintain my eyes, the only thing I could do is to nod in fear coz I couldn't speak his language, but I could understand everything what he was saying.

I woke up from the trip the second I nodded (agreed to his offer) and I could see the colors again!!! I can see the colors now!!! I don't know how it happened, why it happened and how it could be true... But I can now see the colors as before... This is not the only thing he told me during my DMT trip. He told me that I should fly to my home country to see my gf (she left to see her parents), that she will need my support more than ever and after I started seeing colors again I flew next day back home and reunited with my gf and I couldn't understand what will happen and why did I canceled my trip with my homies to fly back home earlier... The next morning I arrived her grandma passed away and she was very depressed like never ever before, I'd say If I weren't with her that day she could have done something to herself (she even tried but I stopped her... they were really close, she were raised by her grandma), my gf is fine now and can't stop thanking me for flying back earlier and saving her life...

Please guys tell me if there is anyone out there with similar experiences!!! I went to see the doctor and he couldn't believe his eyes. It's true, that DMT cured the incurable trauma of my childhood... I really wanna find someone who experienced the same or at least knows how the fuck it could happened and was it a real creature that I saw, because this is too god damn real and not only saved my gf, but also gave back my normal vision...

update: The 5 rules were...

1. I can never return there again (to this tunnel world filled with eyes flying around)
2. I can't tell the real reason why it happened to healers (doctors)
3. Leave back to my hometown asap
4. Protect the eyes I was given at all cost (whatever it means)
5. I should live this life to the fullest and have no regrets when I'm gone and "He/She/It" will come to take me.

The last thing got me in chills...

After hearing all that and being able to see the colors again I have decided to completely change my life. I'm 1 month clean, no alcohol, no parties, no drugs, not even a weed... Trying to live this life to the fullest since who knows now what is gonna happen to me after.

The new law, which will come into effect in six months’ time and which also allows cannabis to be used for scientific and industrial ends, passed by 248 votes in the 401-seat parliament in Kyiv. A full breakdown of the vote wasn’t immediately available. The law was proposed by Prime Minister Denys Smyhal.

The legislation imposes strict controls on cannabis production and distribution. A doctor’s prescription will be required to obtain any medicine containing cannabis. Recreational use of cannabis remains a criminal offense.

I’m enjoying a nice cart at the moment, Valorem sour apple. Whatchy’all puffing on?