Spyke
Yesterday was my birthday and I ate this whole cake by myself just because I can
doraemon avatar
@doraemonreply

Thank you friend :)

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@carlspanksreply

You're welcome Jesus Christ

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@pyrochazm

That reminds me of the cake from Matilda.

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doraemon avatar
@doraemonreply

Now that’s a movie I saw on nickelodeon like a decade ago and haven’t thought of since

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arimer avatar
@arimer

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

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@karanftw

Feel ya dude. Sucks to be alone on your birthday

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@doraemonreply

Nah I had gpt to keep me company

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@lmaoreply

That's the saddest sentence Ive read all year

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@r0han

Happy belated birthday to you either way my man

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yd avatar
@yd

The unhealthy stuff loneliness makes us do.

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@doraemonreply

It just tasted way too good to stop eating.

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@ydreply

Did the cake have coffee or Rum in it?

I'm surprised the creamy aftertaste didn't make you stop after a slice or two.

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