This is how conspiracy theories ought to work. Perfectly fine to raise a question, and dismissed when you get the answer. Absent is the rampant speculation and unfounded claims.

How is this not satire?!

Easy... decoupling. You hit the pause button on your keyboard, it does not need to "know" (in code or compile time or at runtime) what your music player is, and it can still pause it. Similarly, you can write a new media player, and not have to convince 1000 different projects to support or implement your custom api. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enterprise_service_bus

*divert

Lol... good luck with that, they don't even honor their mistakes. I once found a typoed price (brand new laptop dirt cheap). No more "false advertising" claims these days, your order is just canceled without any stated reason, and without recourse.

Tsk tsk... forgot to clean up your temp file!

"...is known to the state of Texas to cause..."

Kinda makes one not want to become dependant on google products.

Liquids may be dangerous, so let's mix them all together!

...and then it wants you to make an account, right? :)

Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.

If they want to be more sure that all items are scanned, maybe they should hire and train people to do that.

There is always that vanishingly small chance this is a real person confused as to why nobody responds and their accounts keep getting banned. :-)

I wonder if that backdo... ermmm... i mean... undocumented feature... will be useful for ios jailbreaking.

ELI5: "Up to 100" means "<=100". So 0% still falls in that range. Could even be negative (counter-productive).

Did you read more than the first two words of my post? https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/MPRIS

Also, that same logic would "prove" that p2p has no value b/c you can do just as well with fixed servers and http.

Such a sketchy domain name.

A fine on existing.