It means you have bonded siblings.

Source: have bonded siblings.

Scratch your own balls, weirdo!

Of the three hospitalized students, one has succumbed to their injuries (the shooter who turned the gun on himself), one is still in critical condition and the third has been moved to a rehabilitation ward.

OpenShot is great, especially paired with Inkscape and Blender. It's simple and elegant and an old like me can be productive with minimal training.

There's also Kdenlive, for your super fully featured needs.

I didn't know if this is cheating since it's all the same dish, but biscuits (flour, milk, fat) and gravy (flour, milk, fat) are two different foods with the same ingredients.

Miami, the chads hanging.

Also, your bones are wet.

Dat Maillard reaction tho....

If your school has a career center, that's another place to start.

Those ads...

EndeavorOS? Yay!

I can't help with your other gripes, but the privacy I've can be solved with the binternet frontend.

Bespoke Synth is pretty cool.

The Wicker Man (1973)

slackware

Mind you, still had to write all of your own /etc/init.d scripts, and every other config file under the sun, but you could get almost any machine up and running before all them fancy new modular kernel drivers came into existence.

You wear underwear on the toilet?

...and Milo Aukerman (Descendents), who went to college (and became a molecular biologist).

All of that when I can just keep using emacs' restclient.

Hi there! Welcome to software freedom. I started a local Linux User Group to help folks just like you. We've done one install fest already and have helped a few folks in learning about GNU/Linux. Feel free to hit me up with any questions as there's usually a lot of discussion to get to what the right decisions for you might be. Congratulations on making the best computing decision ever!

The humans in my family who experience menstrual cycles have been pretty happy with Clue who have an explicit promise to never give up your data. YMMV and of course you should evaluate what a promise from this organization means to you.