Good general advice: do not hit on people when they are at work.

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

Needing two jobs to survive isn't a good thing.

Wash their hands after using the bathroom.

1. Start breaking the law
2. Someone says "that's illegal, you can't do that"
3. Continue breaking the law
4. Someone takes you to court
5. Continue breaking the law
6. Court decides you're breaking the law, tells you to stop
7. You say "oh, my bad" and stop
8. There are no consequences for your transgressions and by the time the courts made a decision you had already achieved your goals.

Tell the ladies that you have to pee before riding a bike so your balls are empty.

They literally don't care. Don't tell them "the truth", don't tell them "what's wrong with the company", nothing. Just say you've enjoyed working there and if things turn around you'd be open to coming back.

The best outcome for an exit interview is you leave on good terms so you can use them in the future if necessary. You never know when you'll need a reference.

Again, any criticism or negativity you bring to the exit interview will just be used against you. You'll be labeled as disgruntled, or whiny, or just didn't have what it takes. And that will cut you off from using them in the future if you need to.

Click bait. From an article last year:

These effects may be troublesome, but they are short-lived; re-ionization occurs as soon as the sun comes up again.

https://earthsky.org/todays-image/spacex-launch-punches-a-hole-in-the-ionosphere-red-blob/

I like how it's "Boeing employees" and not just "Boeing" that falsified inspection records.

Ooo interesting. The parallels with CFS are fascinating.

The article is pay walled, but there's no way they're not selling that data. They'll just sell it to a different middleman that isn't technically a "data broker".

60 Doodles in a Dandy

"science academia is also an industry" FTFY

Sharing in a peanut butter pie from Costco would be a nice gift.

Dandelions never hurt anybody.

Huh I keep hearing the economy is actually doing well. I guess it's just the people in the economy that are suffering.

After that fiasco I can't believe anyone still uses Wells Fargo.

Yeah but where's your poop knife?

I think you would make more money if you gave handys behind the Wendy's dumpster every day for 7 years.

I ate that silica gel pack that comes with stuff sometimes.