Gray: When can we eat the human?
Yello: When she'll run out of can food

Or the socket faulty wirings heat the wall and make it less mold friendly.

According to Google translate:

Perkele - Evil spirit or a version of "god damn"

Mene kusemaan muuntajaan - Go pee on the transformer

Original image is from a DeviantArt mpreg artist at around 2016

Why they didn't use Saline which is safe and hardly controlled instead of... tap water?

Never heard of it so I had to look

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/eighty-six-meaning-origin

Eighty-six is slang meaning "to throw out," "to get rid of," or "to refuse service to." It comes from 1930s soda-counter slang meaning that an item was sold out. There is varying anecdotal evidence about why the term eighty-six was used, but the most common theory is that it is rhyming slang for nix.

Those pens had about one working head, one that half worked and the rest dry from the beginning, you spent most of the time just playing with the springs. This seems like a good analogy for current AI usage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_ice

Hair ice, also known as ice wool or frost beard, is a type of ice that forms on dead wood and takes the shape of fine, silky hair

"Recruit and retain a diverse workforce" https://doi.org/10.1038/s41570-020-0214-z

I think most of the heat will escape through that large side opening.

Groan Tube!!

One can interpret the maps as: Rural children are diagnosed less than children in large cities

I tend to crawl down too many rabbit holes

"Microsoft Teams users are extremely angry" is the standard feeling when using that product.

CIA killed him because he gave false details in his profile

A-G-L-E-T

Snopes labeled - Satire

False news, events and information for Kenosha Wisconsin and the surrounding area. THIS IS NOT REAL

Still funny though

When I started reading your post I thought you are going to say "please don't bother us, use the report button". I was pleased to see that not only you did not discourage users to contact the admin team, you opened more channels to do so. Kudos!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

The cartoon was intended to be an exercise in silliness. While I have never met a cow who could make tools, I felt sure that if I did, they (the tools) would lack something in sophistication and resemble the sorry specimens shown in this cartoon. I regret that my fondness for cows, combined with an overactive imagination, may have carried me beyond what is comprehensible to the average Far Side reader.

Guess I'm not the only one who didn't get it