They're cruising for a written warning if they keep this up.

None of the above. KA-POW! for me.

Does Star Trek count as fantasy? If so, The Borg.

Also the Dreugh, from the Elder Scrolls, are an odd one. That's a more typical fantasy world.

1. It scared the crap out of little kid me the first time I ran into one in Morrowind.
2. The lore is that they used to have human intelligence, and even had the largest civilization in the world at one point, but then somehow regressed into beast-like creatures. Which makes them extra mysterious.

A firmware macro with a 0.1% chance of sending a Slack message (or whatever you use at work) that says "screw it, I'm taking the rest of the day off."