Poor kid. When your own mom calls you sweaty, you don't have a chance.

There are no actual atheists who write, let alone visit, this website.

Master with a capital? Seriously?

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

What fear does Montana have of a terrorist attack?

What a ballsack.

You're assuming one at a time.

You can try to pet bears at least one time.

As a former McD's employee, that would've been hard to clean.

Mental health for felines does not necessitate killing other animals. Mine gets sufficient stimulation by just observing and being played with.

Dividing by zero is literally a prospect that breaks the algebraic rules. The general high school way to think about this is:

I have no pizzas, and no friends to split them amongst. How many does each one get?

It really doesn't matter whether infinity, zero, or anything in between in this context, which is why it is undefined.

Even Biblical writers were not that dumb. They said Joseph was all, Bullshit, but I still have the feels." So he was going to quietly break their engagement.

Then an angel appeared in his dreams and said, "It's true, bro, you can trust us."

Not saying it's a great story, but it's slightly more believable.

About time.

The joke still lands, though!

You know he's not paying for it, either.

Did you mean to get the most unattractive to all parties view of it?

It doesn't "reveal" anything. For a couple of people just coming to terms it might cement some things, but most people do not care until it happens to them.

So... Yeah, I found no evidence in my 3 minutes of research...

Who is this "journalist?"

There was no indication of this (continued /s).

Another problem is there is nowhere to go. None of their neighbors want to take them in.

And don't call me Shirley.