This is awesome. We need more of this to help us fight the coming war

Mask slipped? The bot saw a person speak code and was like l, rips off mask Comrade!

Why the long face?

"make IT sew"

Y'all weird. I brush my teeth in my mouth.

Time travelling anti-murder-hobo

Two chemists go out to eat together. The waitress asks them what they would like to drink. The first chemist cheekily responds that they would like some H2O. The second chemist thinks this is a great idea and orders an H2O too. The second chemist dies.

Have you heard of Floof? It's a cryptoshare claoudeservice from zink that unifies beek and fraw to make a new service called zwroak (pronounced croak)

They also "learned" and had the ability to repeat back some of what it hears, not so good for protecting secrets

This is

What no bikini pic?

Lol this is just google reader for your ears

To be fair it's better than my process for making tea for myself.

Tea bag, sugar, cold water all go into a mug and into the microwave for three minutes. I forget about it for roughly an hour, then drink it as is.

Here by choice not by force. I left Reddit when they chose to fuck up by abandoning the API for Ads. Haven't missed Reddit one bit. If you aren't already, you'll be happy somewhere in the federation. Sorry about losing history, hopefully you are okay with your transition to the future.

That was the Yak Backwards! By this point they had a few Yak products out and the Backwards was a WarpR with a yalP button (play backwards). The WarpR had the lock switch to disable the recording button preventing accidental overwrites, and an additional wheel to speed up or slow down the recording which would make it higher or lower pitch as well.

The fun part was you could set it to high speed and record then play back at the lowest speed for maximum slowing. If you had two devices you could play one slowed down into the other then have the second device also slow it down.

It is acidic, which is a common preservation method as it reduces the amount of bacteria that can find the citrified food as hospitable.

This thread just walked me back into Sharper Image circa 2003

Determinitive nomination?

You are getting a 40# case of oranges apples or onions from me, solely based on how much each cost at the time.

I like this, thank you