where am I right now?

No. I feel like I'm stumbling in a desert.

Nonzero chance that abiogenesis occurred in there

This guy is cool as shit

He also said his fatal mistake was making one of the tools too closely resemble a saw

That's not his views... that's from an essay where he's parodying the mainstream ultrasimplification of political alignment.

https://inthesetimes.com/article/cold-turkey

You left out some language that I think clears up his ironic tone:

If you want to take my guns away from me, and you’re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you’re for the poor, you’re a liberal.

If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you’re a conservative.

What could be simpler?

Totally changes it, doesn't it?

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."

Kurt Vonnegut

Being beaten to a bloody pulp is fine and dandy, but how am I going to earn my money back?

comes back

Bilbo is gay!

dies

comes back

Nazgul are just men in dresses!

not canceled cause that's true

The office of the presidency should be abolished

IT'S SO BAD

Fuck you. You are brainwashed by a stupid cult. Donald Trump is a weak loser conman and you are inherently worse than that for falling for Q nonsense. You don't even know who was president in 2020.

I like to knock on hard-boiled eggs to break them. Seems more polite.

I mean, yeah. You never make a glue glove?

Is Sync going too? I've never actually used reddit's official app

I think the idea is that it's a bad dream for him because he won't make it as a musician

Every few years I download a windows 98 emulator and install my copy of the 90s Blade Runner game, and see if I can replay it. But it always crashes at the same point early on (using the "enhance!" thingy) and is unplayable. When I search it up there's all kinds of posts of people stuck at the same point and somehow nobody has been able to find a way to fix it.

It's too bad, that game was a lot of fun. The branching plot and randomization of who turns out to be a replicant made each playthrough unique.

Okay this is weird. This post was about a new Blade Runner game when I started typing it but it turned into someone asking about grindy games for his wife? Is Lemmy like hogwarts staircases?

No footlongs!

Alan Moore is right. Epson = Enron + piss

I've read 12 of Vonnegut's books. He is fundamentally a social progressive, but there are also some moments in some 70s novels (particularly Breakfast of Champions) that I find homophobic. He also has a habit of making women either passive pleasers or full nutso.

But he also explicitly and repeatedly pushes kindness, egalitarian social justice, and willingness to change.

I highly highly recommend every human read Mother Night.