Working on a boat. We got a new shipmate who had worked there on previous seasons, most of us didn’t know him but he was good friends with another member of the crew. The day he got in the two of them spent the night catching up and getting absolutely trashed. Night ended with new guy stumbling in to the cook’s cabin and pissing right on the cook while he was sleeping. New guy was fired that morning without having worked a single day.

In tropical regions it’s common for ripe oranges to be green

There are definitely people out there capable of major contributions to human culture and knowledge toiling in a sweat shop or picking fruit.

I think I found it

DESPOILERS OF THE GOLDEN EMPIRE BY DAVID GORDON

It’s not a bug, that number includes property tax and home insurance which is like 99.99% of it

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie

Sue a termite for damages just in case they show up as a human later or charge rent to the birds nesting in your back yard

She was a Flying P Liner. There is a film from 1929 documenting a trip around the horn on another of those ships called the Peking, great watch with some amazing footage. Around Cape Horn (1929)

Same, and I literally just wrote “I think Beehaw would be a good fit for me”

What is it?

they died during transport to the slaughterhouse or were slaughtered but deemed unsafe to eat due to a variety of reasons, including tumors, bruising, or infections.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PogChamp

Something like this

There are situations where you need to pack a gsw with gauze but a tampon is a terrible thing to use for that and you’d be better off using a tshirt or something.

https://youtu.be/soiku6XyXvQ?si=dJMXjqyttJqsHoJM

I still write 2 cheques a year because my water bill can only be paid via physical mail (or in person I guess), I’m pretty sure fax is still common in our medical industry.

I just watched a similar segment on Taskmaster doing some regional American accents, everyone kind of defaulted to Texas

You could could replace the outlet with one that has an integrated usb socket

Used to work with a radio enthusiast on sailing ships, he’d make posts to social media and check his email literally 1000 miles out to sea via radio.

If I have too many lemons I’ll squeeze them into ice cube trays and store the cubes in a freezer bag

I was joining the crew of a ship that I had worked on before. When I met the mate in the tender to bring me aboard I requested to be moved into a specific cabin (to avoid being put in the one that shares a bulkhead with the engine room water tight door which is clanged loudly every half hour for safety checks). That cabin was already occupied by my future wife.