"You're my present this year"

All things that are illegal in real countries

Aside from the thousands of species we killed in the process

Everyone happier than me should perish

What are these hobbies???

Yeah my hobby is Arguing Online

Spoken like a madman

Drinking

????

AI has come to the point where I only have a "gut feeling" it is AI because it looks so polished and weird. But there are many other (stolen) art-styles that look completely different and I wouldn't notice if no one told me.

you cannot sniff them out anymore by just saying "look at the wretched fingers"

Next thing you know he's raiding spice harvesters

Did you even read the comment lol

Thanks, I'll look into it later

"Hit yourself you will, three months from now"

Please use a VPN anyway, as if hotel WiFi is secure lmao

"The great flood" 😂

The one which submerged the whole earth for what, 40 days? Wonder where the water went

Bro forgot the sex blanket

You are absolutely correct 🙌

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Evil Tom Scott

They himbofied him 😭💅

Boss makes a dollar, I make 5 cents

That's why I'm skipping the office events

Wow you sure showed META™ who's boss